Poolside Merch
Description: Make a splash (and turn heads) with this bold and cheeky "I Pee in Pools" T-shirt. Designed for those who love poolside humor and aren't afraid to stir up a few laughs, this shirt is perfect for summer fun, beach days, pool parties, or just joking around with friends. It’s an ideal conversation starter and a hilarious gift for swimmers, lifeguards, or prank-loving friends with a wicked sense of humor.
Description: Stay dead, stay chill. This hilarious “Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I can’t vibe” vampire design captures the perfect Summerween mood: spooky, sarcastic, and sun-safe. Featuring a pale, stylish vampire lounging poolside with sunglasses, a blood-red drink, and gothic summer details like a bat-shaped parasol and coffin floaty, this design is ideal for Halloween lovers who refuse to give up the beach life. With retro Y2K vibes and dark humor, it’s perfect for goths, horror fans, and sarcastic souls who live for irony and iced drinks. Makes a killer gift for vampire lovers and beach goths alike.
Description: Catch rays, spread good vibes—and let everyone know you’re at your best when you’re bronzed. This cheeky tee reads “I’m Nicer When I’m Tan” in bold, distressed lettering for that laid-back, sun-bleached look. Perfect for sun worshippers, beach bums, and anyone who’s happiest under a palm tree with a cold drink in hand. Wear it poolside, on vacation, or during your weekend tan-sesh to share your sunny disposition (and earn a few smiles). A great gift for friends who live for warm days, salty air, and a little extra glow.
