Monty Posters and Art Prints

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

This is Abuse - Argument Clinic Sketch

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A red dragon entertains his cat. This art is used as the cover for "Draconian Measures", part of the series "The Adventures of Strongarm & Lightfoot."

Inspired by The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue. Percy's gentle reminder, taken from the quote “We are not broken things, neither of us. We are cracked pottery mended with laquer and flakes of gold, whole as we are, complete unto each other. Complete and worthy and so very loved.” PLEASE DO NOT select the tall mug, it will result in a deformed print

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I art in your general direction, you silly person. Now buy this design before I taunt you a second time!

Lord of the rings by Monty Python