Too Close Posters and Art Prints

Plus or minus 1 percent is too close. Act like it's 2 percent.

If you can read this my girlfriend says you're too close

Yeah I learnt how to read when I was like 3 you're not special

A realistic wasp in a circular design. Warning.....don't mess with me!

A design depicting an invasion of my domain or my space

So back off

If You Can Read This You're Way Too Close

If you can read this shirt, my girlfriend says you're too close

Have you or a loved one ever been a victim of girl bossing too close to the sun? You may be entitled to buy this shirt! Planning big moves, and not following through, that’s the girl boss way. Wear this to let other girl bosses know that you have been there and done that.

If you're reading this don't come any closer I will pepper spray you

Funny quote for stay away from people and from the covid-19

Nort so close!

Queuing thicko

Funny small font shirt. If you're reading this you're too close he has a girlfriend shirt.

Here's to being Quarantined in 2020. At least most of us can still laugh at it.

If you're standing close enough to touch my besom - you're standing too close! Funny wiccan design featuring a witchy slogan and a pentacle - designed by Cheeky Witch®. Who could be better at Social Distancing than a Solitary Practioner! What better way to practice our craft? And keep unwanted hands off our besoms! Do you know someone who would love this? Is it you?! This would be a wonderful Mother's Day Gift - or a birthday, Halloween or Yule gift, for your favorite solitary witch!

Funny small font shirt. If you're reading this you're too close he has a girlfriend shirt.

Showcase your legal wit with this funny lawyer-inspired design.

I would back off

Teen If You Can Read This Video Game

Funny and rude meme in white letters for the respect of social distancing

Social distancing sadly established 2020

Social distancing, If I can turn around and punch your nose, you're too close.