Triple Dog Dare Posters and Art Prints

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

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Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

We got 300 trees here!

Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

Your present is dangerous

Get those mangy hounds in shape

Classic!