Problem Merch
Description: A bold black background displays text in large orange and white lettering. The top line reads "PROGRAMMING" in orange. Below, "CODE" is in very large orange letters. To the left of center, "10%" is in orange, followed by "WRITING -AND-" in white, and "90%" in orange. A white banner with angled ends features "UNDERSTANDING WHY" in black. The final line, "IT'S NOT WORKING", is in orange.
Programming Code 10% Writing And 90% Understanding Why It's Not Working Mug
by Remisova illustrator
$18
Description: A monochrome design with white text on a black background. The phrase 'I'M MY FAMILY'S' is arched above two interlocking white gears. Below the gears, the word 'UNPAID' is displayed prominently, followed by 'TECH SUPPORT' inside a white rectangle. The style is bold and direct.
Description: A minimalist, monochrome diagram illustrating the engineering process. A central rectangle labeled 'ENGINEER' receives 'INPUT COFFEE' from the left, a 'PROBLEM' from above, and produces 'SOLUTION' to the right. An 'OUTPUT' labeled ' hasilnya (by-product)' originates from below the engineer. The background is solid black with white text and boxes.
Description: A stylized yellow human brain is depicted against a black background. Lines from various parts of the brain point to text labels. These labels include "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", "MAPTIBENG", and "MUSTICH". The title "ENGINEER'S BRAIN" is prominently displayed at the top.
Description: A flowchart style graphic with the text "6 STAGES OF DEBUGGING" at the top. Below are rectangular boxes with rounded corners containing numbers and text. The stages shown are '1. SNAW', '02. DEBUGGING', '03. DEBUGGING', '04. DESTRGINS', '05. DISTIWARE', and '05. DEBUGGING'. The entire composition is in a distressed, monochrome style.
Description: A circular emblem with white text on a black background. The text reads "THE LEGEND HAS RETIRED" in the upper arc. In the center, the word "Retired" is prominently displayed in a script font. Below this, "2026" is centered between two stars. The lower arc reads "NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE".
Description: Show off your sense of humor with this My Wife Is My Favorite Problem design featuring a bold typography layout and a heart lock with key graphic. Blending romance with playful marriage humor, this clean and eye-catching design is perfect for husbands, wives, newlyweds, long-time couples, and anyone who enjoys funny relationship quotes. The simple, high-contrast artwork makes the witty message stand out while celebrating love, laughter, and married life.
Description: This monochrome composition features bold white lettering on a black background. The phrase "YES, I SMELL LIKE A" is in a sans-serif font at the top. Below, the word "Horse" is presented in a large, elegant script font. The bottom line reads "NO, I DO NOT CONSICER THAT A PROBLEM" in a sans-serif font.
Description: A black background features bold yellow text at the top reading "MATHEMATICS". Below this, a lit lightbulb is centered. Beneath the lightbulb, white text reads "GIVES US HOPE THAT EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION". Faint mathematical equations are scattered across the background. The word "SOLUTION" is prominently displayed in large blue capital letters at the bottom.
Mathematics Gives Us Hope That Every Problem Has A Solution Lightbulb Kids T-Shirt
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$19
Description: A bold statement reads "NOT MY PROBLEM" in a red arch at the top, followed by "RETIRED ENGINEER 2023" in large, stylized white and silver lettering. Below this, "anymore" is displayed in a similar font. The entire composition is framed by red and white decorative circuitry patterns, creating a vintage, technical aesthetic.
Description: A monochrome design featuring bold, stencil-style white text on a black background. The top line reads "ENGINEERS" and the bottom line reads "FIND A PROBLEM & SOLVE IT!". A thick white horizontal line separates the two lines of text. The font is utilitarian and industrial.
Description: A text-based graphic on a black background featuring three lines of text in a light gray serif font. The text reads: "Phishing is a major problem because" on the first line, "there really is no patch" on the second line, and "for human stupidity" on the third line. The overall presentation is minimalist.
Description: A monochrome graphic with white text on a black background. At the top, "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING" is displayed in large capital letters. Below, three icons are arranged horizontally: an electrical outlet with a plug, a battery with circular arrows, and a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Each icon is accompanied by numbered text describing troubleshooting steps.
Description: A black background displays white text. The top line reads "Official Old Fart" in a curved, distressed font. Below this, "RETIRED" is prominently displayed in large, bold, block letters with serifs. The next line reads "NOT MY PROBLEM" in capital letters, and the final line "Anymore." is written in a flowing script.
