Problem Merch
Description: A black background with white text. The word 'Engineer' is displayed prominently at the top. Below it is the phonetic pronunciation and the word 'noun'. The rest of the text provides a humorous definition of an engineer, including phrases like 'solves problems you didn't know you had' and 'it should work in theory'.
Description: A schematic of a human brain, labeled with humorous functions. Text labels include 'Coffee Location Sensor', 'Sarcasm Cortex', 'Problem-Solving Lobe', 'Excel Spreadsheet Storage', 'Cat Gif Retrieval System', 'Deadline Panic Center', 'Debugging Algorithms', 'Joke Generator (If Statement)', 'If-Then Logic', and 'Pizza Consumption Controller'. The style is anatomical with white text on a black background.
Description: A black background with white text. The top reads "COMPUTER PROGRAMMER" in large bold font. Below it, in smaller font, is "(noun):" followed by three numbered definitions describing a computer programmer's actions and characteristics, including references to "Stack Overflow", "Caffeinated problem solver", and "expert Googler".
Description: A word cloud style composition with various words and phrases related to computing and life. The prominent text reads "LIFE WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF I HAD THE SOURCE CODE". Smaller text includes "LOGIC", "PROBLEM", "MISTAKES", "RESOURCES", "AFFECTS", "ISSUES", "LANGUAGE", "COMPUTER", "TIME", "TESTING", "SYSTEM", "PROGRAMS", "SYSTIING", "PROGRAMS EXTEM", "PORTABILITY", "IMPLEMENTATION", "USER", "HARDWARE", and "NETWORK". The "LIFE" and "SOURCE CODE" are in a bright blue color, with other words in shades of gray and white against a black background.
Description: A black and white flowchart diagram illustrating the process of an engineer. Arrows point from "PROBLEM" and "COFFEE" into a box labeled "ENGINEER". An arrow exits the "ENGINEER" box pointing to "SOLUTION". Another arrow points down from the "ENGINEER" box to "SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]".
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Description: A monochrome flowchart design on a black background. It features a central white box with the text 'ENGINEER'. Arrows point from 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' into the box, and an arrow points from the box to 'SOLUTION'. A downward arrow from the box points to 'SARCASTIC [BY-PRODUCT]'.
Description: A black background displays a white flowchart. The flowchart begins with 'DOES IT MOVE?' branching to 'NO' and 'YES'. Both branches lead to 'SHOULD IT?' which further branches to 'NO' and 'YES'. The 'NO' from the first branch leads to 'NO PROBLEM!'. The 'YES' from the first branch leads to a can of WD-40. The 'YES' from the second branch leads to 'NO PROBLEM!'. The 'NO' from the second branch leads to a roll of tape.
Description: A black background displays white text reading "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING". Below, three sections illustrate troubleshooting steps: a wall outlet with a plug, a circular graphic with a battery and arrows, and a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Text details the steps: "1. Plugged ir & turned cn.", "2. See #1 agair, cycle power juc to be sure.", and "It's probab'! a softwarc oblcm.".
Description: A funny retired 2026 design for new retirees who are ready to enjoy retired life with no more work stress. This retired 2026 graphic features the phrase “Retired 2026 Not My Problem Anymore” in a retro sunset style, making it a great retirement gift for coworkers, dads, moms, teachers, nurses, and anyone retiring in 2026.
Description: A bold and funny typographic design featuring the phrase “My Wife Is My Favorite Problem”. Perfect for husbands with a sense of humor, this distressed vintage-style artwork combines playful lettering with quirky illustrative elements. Great gift idea for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just everyday laughs.
No I Don’t Have a Car Problem I Have a Storage Problem Funny Car Enthusiast Socks
by pastelora_vistoo
$20
Description: A black background with white text. The word "Accountant" is at the top. Below is a red bar containing a speaker icon and the text '/ac'=cant inp'. Following this is the word 'noun' and a numbered definition. The definition reads 'acc-ountant who solves solves problem you didn't know you had in way youn't understand.' Below this is 'See also:' followed by the words 'wizard, magician' in red text.
Description: A depiction of a raccoon with a mischievous expression, its paws clasped together. The raccoon is in shades of grey with black accents around its eyes and tail. The text "DON'T BE PART THE PROBLEM" is displayed above the raccoon, and "BE THE WHOLE THE PROBLEM" is below it, all in white capital letters against a black background.
Raccoon "Don't Be Part the Problem Be The Whole The Problem" Crewneck Sweatshirt
by lauren dephyls studio
$35
Description: This humorous graphic features the witty phrase "that sounds like my wife's problem" in a distressed, bold typography style. It' sarcastic saying designed for husbands and men who enjoy a good laugh about married life dynamics. The funny quote captures a relatable sentiment with a touch of playful humor, making it a great conversation starter. This design appeals to those who appreciate sarcastic humor and witty text. It' simple yet impactful typographic design, perfect for expressing a lighthearted attitude towards everyday situations. Ideal for spouses, partners, or anyone with a keen sense of humor.
Description: A composition featuring rectangular blocks of color. A light blue block contains the text "I don't know why this code doesn't work". Two red rectangular bars display text. The upper bar reads "I don't know why this code", and the lower bar reads "I don't know why code works". A thin white vertical line divides the central space.
I don't know why this code doesn't work Contrasting Statements Posters and Art
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$14
Description: A bold red graphic on a black background features a raccoon head wearing aviator sunglasses. The text "DON'T BE PART THE PROBLEM" is above the raccoon's head, and "BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM" is below. The raccoon's fur and facial features are rendered with sharp lines.
Raccoon With Sunglasses "Don't Be Part The Problem Be The Whole Problem" Tank Top
by studiobogares
$21
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a raccoon in sunglasses peeking out of a trash can. The raccoon holds a grenade with green goo dripping. A banana peel, a crushed can, and crumpled paper are around the trash can. The background has a multi-colored striped sunset. Text reads "I'M GONNA BE" above and "THE WHOLE PROBLEM" below.
