Problem Text Merch
Description: A circular emblem with white text on a black background. The words "THE LEGEND HAS RETIRED" arc across the top inside a partial circle. "Retired" is prominently displayed in larger script in the center. Below "Retired" is "★ 2026 ★". At the bottom, the text "NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" arcs in a larger circle.
Description: A humorous definition of the word 'ENGINEER'. It is presented with the word 'ENGINEER' in large, distressed white capital letters at the top. Below it, the phonetic spelling '/ng-tneer' noun' is shown in a smaller, italicized font. The definition continues with 'problem-solving in withe an obssqure or magical magical'. It concludes with 'see also: wizard, magician.' all in white text on a black background.
Description: A humorous text-based central focus. The text "ERROR CODE: ID-10-T" is displayed prominently at the top in white, with "ID-10-T" contained within a light blue banner. Below this, in white, are the phrases "PROBLEM CAUSED BY", "DEFECTIVE INPUT DEVICE", and "LOCATED IN A CHAIR", arranged in stacked lines.
Description: A bold, white text statement on a black background. The text reads 'I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE A ROPE, DUCT TAPE AND SHOVEL KINDA DAY'. The typography is all uppercase with a clean, sans-serif font.
I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE A ROPE, DUCT TAPE AND SHOVEL KINDA DAY Bold Text Baseball T-Shirt
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$26
Description: Damage control is the mission. This bold two line typography design delivers a strong crisis management statement for project managers, office professionals, problem solvers, fixers, and anyone who stays calm under pressure. Clean lettering keeps the message front and center, making it a sharp choice for workplace humor, team culture, stressful days, and everyday resilience. The Damage Control design speaks to handling problems with focus and confidence.
Description: A blue screen with a white outline of a sad face at the top. Below the face, white text reads 'This human ran into a problem and needs to restart'. A second block of text says 'If yu'd like to know more, to can search online for this error:'. At the bottom, in bold white letters, is 'NEEDS_MORE_COFFEE'.
Description: A monochromatic graphic with text presented in white on a black background. The design features "ERROR CODE:" prominently at the top, followed by "ID-10-T" on a white ribbon banner. Below the banner, it reads "PROBLEM CAUSED BY", "DEFECTIVE INPUT DEVICE", and "LOCATED IN A CHAIR".
Description: A distressed monochrome typographic composition featuring white text on a black background. The text is arranged in five lines: '- AT YOUR YOINE -', 'WHE ISSUMES', 'ISTORAGE', '- YOU FIOR THIVE-', and 'CAR YO CAR PROBLEM'. The font is bold and sans-serif with a textured appearance.
Description: A raccoon wearing glasses stands behind an orange trash can filled with pizza. The raccoon holds a slice of pizza, about to eat it. Around the trash can are discarded cans and an envelope. The text "I'M GONNA BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM" is curved above the raccoon, and "AND I'M GONNA LOVE IT" is below.
Description: A depiction of a raccoon with a mischievous expression, its paws clasped together. The raccoon is in shades of grey with black accents around its eyes and tail. The text "DON'T BE PART THE PROBLEM" is displayed above the raccoon, and "BE THE WHOLE THE PROBLEM" is below it, all in white capital letters against a black background.
Description: A graphic with the text "SOCIAL WORK IS MY JAM" in large white letters on a black background. Below are eight colorful jars filled with different items, each labeled with a word related to social work: "PROBLEM SOLVING", "EMPATHY", "INSPIRE" (x2), "ADVOCACY" (x2), "AVCOURAGE", and "ENCOURAGE".
Description: A text-based composition featuring the word "MECHANIC" in large orange capital letters at the top. Below it, the definition is presented in white text: "Noun. /mə'k-nik/ Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in waya don't understand See also: wizard, magician". The background is black.
Description: A black background with white and orange text. The top reads "I'M AN =". Below that, "Engineer" is in large orange cursive. The next lines read "POINT ME TO", "THE PROBLEM", "HAND ME A CUP", "OF COFFEE AND", and "STAND BACK". A hand points to the right, and a cup of coffee sits to the right of "THE PROBLEM". Decorative scrollwork is at the bottom.
Description: A dark colored graphic with bold, stylized text. The text reads "I'M A Social Worker POINT ME TO THE PROBLEM HAND ME A CUP OF COFFFF RIFEE AND STAND BACK". A detailed drawing of a coffee cup and saucer is on the right. Decorative lines and flourishes surround the text.
I'M A Social Worker Point Me To The Problem Hand Me A Cup Of Coffee And Stand Back Coffee Cup Magnet
by Remisova illustrator
$4.75
Description: A bold, text-based composition with a dark background featuring white and yellow lettering. The text reads "YOUR PROBLEM IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'VE SEEN IN YOUR NIEEYHBOR'S BASEMENT TRUST ME I'M A PLUMBER". Industrial pipe fittings, wrenches, and an axe are visually integrated into the text layout.
Description: A black background with white and orange text. The top line reads 'MECHANICAL' in white. The second line reads 'ENGINEER' in orange. Below this is the phonetic pronunciation in white brackets. A definition for 'noun' follows, describing an engineer solving unknown problems. The bottom reads 'See also: wizard, magician'.
Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing sunglasses is peeking out of a trash can filled with green slime. The raccoon is holding a grenade that is also dripping with slime. A peeled banana rests on the ground next to the trash can. The text "I'M GONNA BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM." curves above the scene.
