Pun Wars Merch

This is a group shot of my original characters. The jokes are as follows from left to right Back row: Illuminaughty, Dinomite, Drama Llama, Whizard of Ahs Middle Row: Knight of the Living Dead, BarBEARian, Technical Fowl, Mug Shot Front Row: Bee Witch, Wild Card, Pie Rat, Royal Flush more characters are coming.

Introducing our hilarious "Obi-Wan Catnobi" cat pun design. This adorable design features a cat dressed up like a Jedi, complete with a lightsaber and Jedi robe. Perfect for Star Wars fans and cat lovers alike, this graphic combines the iconic May the 4th be with you inspired pun. Perfect gift for fellow cat mom science fiction fans.

Garth Vader

A little wise man said one time: Do ro Donut. There is no Try.

Think Darth Vader makes Dad jokes? Punny Star Wars parody.

this food pun/dad joke inspired design is based on delicious bao buns and a play on words. this bao is for those who have a filling of tears and sadness

but then your kid does you so anyways…

Can't touch this! (... And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to.)

In a garden far, far away....

Metaphors be with you. Who doesn't love a good literary pub?

Cute design fitting for sci fi fans who love word play. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also love a star. Design is also fitting in time for May the 4th.

Jawa proudly holds up a zucchini and yells, "Zucchini" instead of utini.

a very obvious mashup drawing of garth from wayne's world and darth vader from star wars but classically framed

For best results on apparel, I recommend choosing Military Green or Light Olive (those cannot be chosen as defaults)! A few years ago I gave someone a shirt featuring "The Forest Will Be With You" and it was such a hit with the recipient that he's about worn it out. I was going to replace it with the same shirt, but the company that made it seems to have vanished, and all the copycat designs were not to my liking. So I made my own iteration, and then decided to make a variation on it for sale.

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The right hand of the rebellion, this smuggler always gets a five finger discount

Same trap, different colors.

Force = Mass x Acceleration.

Force = Mass x Acceleration.

Great dad joke for any science fiction fan.

Uke... I am your father!

This is a fun rebus puzzle with a reference to a place far away. Perfect for May the Fourth, or any day for true fans!

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

This is a fun rebus puzzle with a reference to a place far away. Perfect for May the Fourth, or any day for true fans!

I am no longer apologizing for any puns.

When the Stars of the Matrix wars meet busted ghosts

sid the sloth is a sith

This is the w... I mean gay.

Introducing an epic tee featuring three majestic equine warriors clad in robes, wielding radiant blades in a galactic battle. Embrace the pun-tastic charm with "May the Horse be with you" emblazoned, celebrating cosmic adventure in style!

There are many buns in the galaxy, but you are the chosen bun!

Come to the dad side. We have bad jokes.

When a bizarre storm hits his campsite as he's making s'mores, Jackson Marsh learns he has the ability to transform into the Mighty Marshmallow.