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A Clark Griswold Christmas Greeting

Funny design perfect for kids and adults who love Christmas movies. Grab this design as a birthday or holiday gift for your friend or family member who also loves the Griswolds. The design is also great for a Christmas present.

I feel unclean for having made this. Even as a joke.

Bomb diffusal specialist running into the danger!

Quite the rant!

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The Gift that Keeps On Giving The Whole Year

The funny cookie has a sense of humor.

Jolliest Bunch of A-holes

Let There Be Lights/ Clark Griswold Christmas lamp is a vintage design for retro movie lovers

Eat My Road Grit Liver Lips! Christmas Vacation Movie Clark Griswold Quote

Uncle Luis The blessing

The ultimate christmas experience is to have a Griswold Family christmas

I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite holiday movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

RANT is the fussiest new musical in NYC. Tix for sale not rent.

F#cking Ponderous! (Casey Kasem Rant)

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Such a great movie with so many memorable quotes!

i don't know margo

Is that the rockets' red glare? No, it's the Griswold's flaming lawn display that you see soaring across the night sky. Don't tell that to Aunt Bethany. She begins to sing the national anthem and the family joins in. At the end she proclaims, "Play ball!"

Chip and Dale

Check out the squirrel on the back of this t-shirt. Always remember that when you're cutting down your own Christmas tree to check for animals in the tree before you bring it in the house. You don't want to end up like Clark Griswold with a squirrel on your back. Celebrate the movie with this fun Squirrel! front and back design shirt.

Thanks for ranting, raving, and wand-waving with me, witches!

For the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.

Do you have that topic that's guaranteed to launch you into an epic rant? Well, here it is. Just press the button.

Now who wouldn't want a 1 year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club? "It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, Clark..."

Let everyone know that like Clark Griswold, you're determined to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Put this Christmas Vacation shirt on after you're finished launching into your version of Clark Griswold's rant. After all, no one would want their bonus to be a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

RANT is the hot new Broadway Musical about being angry and throwing tantrums. You can buy tickets but you cannot rent them.

Growing up Griswold meant that vacations, especially Christmas Vacation, was a special time for me. I hope this design brings you some Griswold Christmas Vacation cheer.

I am a little podling

I am a little podling in black

Cousin Eddie. Legend.

You like to keep that nerd rage to a minimum. RANT OVER.

The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.