Salesman Humor Merch

i'm not a superhero , i'm something more powerful , emma a closer/ this design is all about moving forward, working hard and hustling.

salesman can do anything for you

Funny bird

Maybe you never dreamed of becoming a salesman as your goal, but right now that's your job

Marilyn Monroe Van Gogh Style

WOrld's Greatest Boss

The Warehouse Superstar

Funny shirt about Closing Car sales and being quarantined! Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Online sales - shipping worldwide!

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

Fun and Humor, obsolete job t shirt

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

The only road to success in sales? Close your way to the top!

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

Introducing "Mothman Has Been Trying to Reach You" design! Featuring text that says "Mothman has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" and an image of Mothman in a suit as a car salesman talking to a customer, this piece adds a humorous twist to the legendary creature's mythos.

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Confuse Them

Funny and sarcastic item for all the car sales men out there. Are you a car sales man then this is a perfect thing for you. Let everybody know they can trust you with this funny item. Popular gift idea for any car sales man. For the truth telling car sales person that you know. Ironic and funny. Who can really trust a car sales man? are you a sales person or do you just have a great sense of humor then you should get this hilarious thing. Super popular for work gifts, gag gifts, and birthday gifts.

Funny and sarcastic item for all the car sales men out there. Are you a car sales man then this is a perfect thing for you. Let everybody know they can trust you with this funny item. Popular gift idea for any car sales man. For the truth telling car sales person that you know. Ironic and funny. Who can really trust a car sales man? are you a sales person or do you just have a great sense of humor then you should get this hilarious thing. Super popular for work gifts, gag gifts, and birthday gifts.

Funny sales shirt about sales Closing. An excellent gift for sellers from all areas. Ideal for your favorite closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Show the world what a Master Closer can do! Online sales - Shipping worldwide!

An excellent gift for sellers from all areas. Funny shirt ideal for your favorite closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Show the world what a Master Closer can do! Online sales - Shipping worldwide!

Beet Farmer / Salesman of the Year

He is a frog. And he has bubbles for sale.

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We've been calling you like a million times about your car's extended warranty, we thought we would try to reach you by t-shirt now.

If you want something, well sometimes you end up saying something that you don't mean. Hey, we're not judging, you're telling the truth with this one and that's all that matters! Wear or display and make your jealous partner in on your little secret to get those top tier sales!

your chance

Cool shirt about Closing sales and coffee lovers! Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Online sales - shipping worldwide!

Not just the Irish, Closers need some Lovin´ too! Great gift for your favorite closer or anyone in sales!

Follow the steps to the close! Great gift for your favorite Closer or anyone in sales!

Coffee? No way! Real closers are all about the cash!

Great for sales teams! Show everyone who are the closers out there!

Weak salespeople just don´t close the deals! Great gift for your favorite Closer or anyone in sales!

Funny and sarcastic item for all the car sales men out there. Are you a car sales man then this is a perfect thing for you. Let everybody know they can trust you with this funny item. Popular gift idea for any car sales man. For the truth telling car sales person that you know. Ironic and funny. Who can really trust a car sales man? are you a sales person or do you just have a great sense of humor then you should get this hilarious thing. Super popular for work gifts, gag gifts, and birthday gifts.

Caution : Serial Closer. A funny typography design with a caution sign with a pun to the term "serial killer". If you're in sales, you'll know what this means. Designed for the top salesman out there in all kinds of business. But if you're not in top, don't sweat it. Wear it anyway for the vibes.

Great gift for any real closer out there!