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Pond Drop Day Water Microscopy Sample Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Kimonobi
$16 $24
Description: This humorous design showcases a skeletal healthcare professional, adorned with a bandana and stethoscope, expertly holding a blood sample vial. The striking red text, "DRAW BLOOD AVOID DRAMA," perfectly encapsulates the daily sentiment of many medical personnel. Enhanced with spooky bats and dripping blood accents, this graphic offers a unique way to your commitment to phlebotomy and a preference for a calm, efficient professional environment. It's an excellent choice for registered nurses, phlebotomists, medical assistants, and anyone in the healthcare field who possesses a dark sense of humor. This distinctive artwork is suitable for wearing in medical environments or simply to display your professional pride.
Draw Blood Avoid Drama Skeleton Nurse Baseball T-Shirt
by KUH-WAI-EE
$19 $26
Description: Cheese maker humor for artisans who know the importance of tasting every batch. A playful design celebrating cheese sampling, dairy craftsmanship, and the joy of handmade cheese.
The Perfect Sample - Cheese Tasting Humor Shorts
by Adel Artworks
$21 $27
CANNABINOID PAIN RELIEVER - SAMPLE ONLY Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by BMORE BURNT BUSH Collection
$16 $24
Description: Phish is an American rock band formed in Burlington, Vermont, in 1983. The band consists of guitarist Trey Anastasio, bassist Mike Gordon, drummer Jon Fishman, and keyboardist Page McConnell. All four members perform vocals, with Anastasio being the primary lead vocalist. The band is known for their musical improvisation and jams during their concert performances and for their devoted fan following. The band was formed by Anastasio, Gordon, Fishman and guitarist Jeff Holdsworth, who were joined by McConnell in 1985. Holdsworth left the band in 1986, and the lineup has remained stable since. Most of the band's songs are co-written by Anastasio and lyricist Tom Marshall.
Description: De La Soul. 1989. "The Magic Number" opens 3 Feet High and Rising, the record that cracked hip hop wide open. The hook is a sample of a sample: lifted from Double Dee & Steinski's Lesson 3 (History of Hip Hop Mix), 1985 — a record that taught hip hop how to sample. Steinski took it from a fake ad line in Robert Downey Sr.'s 1969 satire Putney Swope. Two landmark records, built on someone else's joke. Set in Lettro, rebuilt by hand — flourishes and swashes reworked until the base font barely shows. Dark green fill, white inline, two rings of green. Every My Type of Lyrics shirt carries a Spotify code. Scan it and the original plays. Instant. If you were there — you already know. If you weren't — scan the code first, then order the shirt.
Description: This adorable kawaii design features a chibi anime music producer with black pigtails and a mint green hoodie, surrounded by floating sample pads, a retro microphone with vinyl record, and sparkling stars. Perfect for beatmakers, lofi hip-hop artists, and anime lovers who want to add a cute, magical vibe to their studio gear. Whether you're rocking a t-shirt, hoodie, or sticker on your laptop, showcase your love for boom bap beats and fresh music production.
Magical Beats Kawaii Chibi Music Producer Pin
by Xfiber Production
$2.75 $3.25
Description: KICKS, SNARES, HI-HATS is a tribute to the golden era of sample-based beat production, inspired by the iconic floppy disk workflow of classic samplers like the Akai S950. Built for beatmakers, producers, and crate diggers raised on gritty drums and raw boom bap textures, this design captures the spirit of underground hip-hop production culture — where every floppy disk held drums, chops, and creative magic. Perfect for fans of vintage samplers, MPC workflow, and classic 90s production aesthetics.
Description: If you live by the swing of the kick and the crack of the snare, this one’s for you, The School of Boom Bap design is a tribute to true 90s hip hop producers — the crate diggers, MPC heads, and beat architects who built their sound on raw drums and vinyl samples. Featuring a cartoon MPC drum machine character flanked by record crates, this black and white high-contrast graphic captures the golden era of New York boom bap culture. Designed in a clean flat vector style, it’s perfect for producers who rock machines like the Akai MPC series, Maschine, SP-1200, or classic drum samplers. Whether you're chopping samples, finger drumming, or building gritty 90s beats, this shirt reps the culture properly. EST. 1984 NYC — Respect the foundation
School of Boom Bap – Vintage Hip Hop MPC Drum Machine Kids Hoodie
by Mala Palabra
$26 $36
Description: A dry lab-style exaggeration that mirrors the long hours, cold storage units, and labeled boxes stacked behind heavy doors. It reflects the quiet humor researchers use to cope with demanding schedules and the steady pressure of ongoing experiments.
MY MENTAL HEALTH IS IN THE BIOTECH FREEZER Socks
by Expired Brain Juice
$14 $20
Description: The central limit theorem one of the most important results of probability and statistics used to approximate the average of random variables as a normal distribution
Central Limit Theorem, math, probability and statistics T-Shirt
by ScienceCorner
$18 $24
Description: Giving Away Free Samples Of My Attitude Today is a sarcastic design to show people how sassy you are today.
Giving Away Free Samples Of My Attitude Today Sticker
by Dearly Mu
$3.00 $3.50
Description: China National Space Administration (CNSA) (Chinese: 国家航天局; pinyin: Guójiā Hángtiān Jú) is the national space agency of China. It is responsible for the national space program and for planning and development of space activities. CNSA and China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation (CASC) assumed the authority over space development efforts previously held by the Ministry of Aerospace Industry. It is a subordinate agency of the State Administration for Science, Technology and Industry for National Defence (SASTIND), itself a subordinate agency of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology (MIIT). The headquarters are in Haidian District, Beijing.
Description: If you're an organ donor and you want to let the world know then this organ donor shirt with a quirky message is just for you! Being an organ donor is a life-saving decision. Your donation shows your generosity. Be proud of your contribution. Organ donation is a gift. Whether it’s kidneys, lungs, liver, pancreas or blood your generosity is special and unique. Get this funny organ donor shirt to show your sense of humor.
Organ Donor Shirt: Of Course Im An Organ Donor Want A Piece Of This Tank Top
by GigibeanCreations
$16 $21
Description: Add some humor to your work attire with this Phlebotomist Humor Blood Draw Tech Phlebotomy shirt. Perfect for anyone in the medical field, this shirt features a fun and unique design that will make your colleagues smile. Stay comfortable and stylish while drawing blood with this playful top.
giving away free sample of my attitude today Tank Top
by mdr design 23
$16 $21
Sample Text / Humorous Joke Design Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by DankFutura
$16 $24