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I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Funny t-shirt sayings

Every item sold will help Grizzly Paw Smokers Competition team , compete in the 2020 BBQ season.

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Allergic to people print

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

Weaponized Autism T-Shirt. Funny Meme 80s Aesthetic Shirt for meme lovers, dank meme makers and autism fans everywhere. Original Weaponized Autism Shirt Design featuring classic eighties style weaponized autism artwork.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Funny Camping Hiking Bear T-Shirt This T-Shirt is a great gift For Mens Womens, For camping lovers who like to go hiking in the woods and into the forest would love to see a bear. Great to give away to hikers who walk through the woods to see the trees, mountains, and rivers.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Overthinker Funny Sayings Design in Black and White

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

Funny Golf World's Okayest Golfer

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

sorry not sorry

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

WTF

Adios Bitchachos

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

If you met my family you would understand funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

World's OKAYEST Runner

For when you are festive, but want to be left alone