Scale Merch
Description: A funny taco-themed pain scale design featuring six expressive cartoon tacos ranging from happy and mild discomfort to total worst-pain-ever destruction. Bright red, green, yellow, and cream lettering, comic lightning bolts, stars, medical-style crosses, and distressed texture create a playful food parody look. The artwork blends taco humor, pain chart satire, spicy food energy, and bold cartoon expressions into a colorful visual for taco lovers and foodie comedy fans.
Description: I’ve decided I’m going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales… This hilarious, sarcastic quote is perfect for anyone with a playful sense of humor about dieting, everyday insecurities, and the little things we love to avoid. Great for fans of relatable comedy, witty sayings, and self-deprecating humor.
I’ve Decided to Avoid Everything That Makes Me Fat Funny Weight Gain Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by FLOPLIP
$17 $24
Description: Ground your air sign energy with this flat botanical illustration redefining the classic symbol of justice through intricate natural growth. Perfect for a quiet garden reading session or wandering through a weekend farmers market, this gracefully balanced aesthetic connects your zodiac identity directly to the earth. Secure this naturally elegant astrology apparel today and wear your harmonious nature with absolute pride.
Description: A futuristic pain scale design featuring six expressive white robots showing escalating levels of discomfort from No Pain to Worst Pain Ever. Cyan medical icons, heartbeat symbols, electric sparks, broken limbs, exposed wires, lightning bolts, and bold sci-fi typography create a playful tech-meets-healthcare parody. The artwork blends robot humor, medical chart satire, AI-inspired character art, and energetic futuristic style into a bright cyber medical visual.
Robot Pain Scale Medical Humor Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Victor Shadehorn
$13 $19
Description: A humorous pain scale design for healthcare workers. Features a silly goose with escalating distress levels for a festive take.
Pain Scale Silly Goose Pain Scale Nurse Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by SisirLote
$16 $24
Description: Pain Scale Gingerbread Christmas design turns the medical pain chart into a playful lineup of gingerbread cookies with expressive faces. Perfect for nurses, ER staff, and healthcare pros bringing humor and holiday spirit to the clinic or festive gatherings.
Pain Scale Gingerbread Christmas Nurse Medical ER Holiday Cookie Sticker
by Nada Glin Art
$3.15 $3.50
Star Trek Next Generation Grey Scale Color Pop Poster Sticker
by Josedrawkorean
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Bring extra fun and holiday spirit to the season with this festive design! Made for Christmas parties, cozy gatherings, and joyful moments with the people you love. A cheerful gift idea for anyone who loves celebrating Christmas.
Tis the Season Pain Scale Christmas ICU Nurse Holiday Xmas Pillow
by Serl Moony Arts
$23 $28
Description: Celebrate independence and inclusion with this meaningful design! Featuring a patriotic USA theme combined with the iconic puzzle piece symbol, this shirt proudly supports autism awareness. Perfect for Special Education (SPED) teachers, caregivers, and anyone who advocates for individuals with autism.
Stars Stripes Pains Scale Nurse 4th Of July Pain Assessment Crewneck Sweatshirt
by oliverashcroft
$28 $35
Description: If you're a fan of design with funny statements on them then this is for you! A great way to show your sense of humor and make people laugh with sarcasm quotes at home, at work, in school or anywhere you go.
Model Tank Builder Building Worlds, One Scale At A Time Socks
by ChefKitchen Co.
$14 $20
Description: "A patriotic design featuring an Emergency Department theme.Includes a stethoscope, a festive 4th of July bow, and the USA flag.Perfect for healthcare workers who love celebrating Independence Day.Great for work, holidays, or showing pride in both profession and country."
Patriotic Hot Dog Pain Scale Nurse Pain Assessment 4th July Posters and Art
by Tiny Tale Village
$10 $14
Be Kind Rainbow Scale Fish Teacher Reading Book Toddler Kids Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Hodkiewicz Okuneva
$13 $19
Description: Add a dose of humour to your day with this adorable Pain Scale Goose T-Shirt!
Nurse Humor Tee T-Shirt - Funny Pain Scale Goose Shirt T-Shirt
by TeeOutLoud
$16 $24
Description: Celebrate the Libra zodiac sign with this elegant and sophisticated design. Inspired by the classic imagery of Lady Justice, this artwork represents the core Libran values of balance, truth, and justice. Featuring the iconic scales and a vintage aesthetic, it is perfect for anyone born under the Libra star sign or those who appreciate mythology, astrology, and dark academia style. Wear your zodiac pride with this timeless piece that honors the "Balanced Throne" and "Scale Truth."
Libra Zodiac Sign: Balanced Throne & Scale Truth Vintage Astrology Art Mug
by MCHL Studio
$13 $18
Description: A cute love nurse design for those with a career as an ER nurse, RN nurse or CNA nurse.This cute nurse tee is comfortable to wear for all casual nurse days.It s great for holidays such as nurse day, nurse week, nurse month and Nurse's Day. Nurse life.
Coffee Pain Scale Pain Assessment Trauma Nurse ER ICU RN Socks
by Tiny Tale Village
$14 $20
Description: On Wigilia, Polish Christmas Eve, you keep one scale from the Christmas carp in your wallet, and the money will not run out all year. My grandmother's financial plan, drawn as a folk kiss-lock coin purse with an embroidered carp and the scale tucked inside. My own drawing, part of my Literal Polish series. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100066087-the-polish-financial-plan-christmas-carp-scale-sup
The Polish Financial Plan - Christmas Carp Scale Superstition (Light Shirts) Mug
by BENIA B
$13 $18
Description: A darkly funny pain scale design featuring six stitched voodoo dolls showing escalating pain levels from No Pain to Worst Pain Ever. Red pins, button eyes, flames, medical crosses, ornate gothic lettering, and eerie teal-and-red accents create a spooky medical parody look. The artwork blends healthcare humor, occult style, creepy cute character art, and dramatic pain chart satire into a bold macabre visual.
Description: A colorful healthcare humor design featuring a cute cartoon nurse in pink scrubs showing six pain levels, from No Pain to Worst Pain Ever. Each panel uses expressive facial reactions, bandages, broken limbs, flames, medical hearts, crosses, sparkles, and bright pink-and-teal accents. The playful pain scale parody blends nursing humor, hospital comedy, patient chart satire, and adorable medical cartoon style into a bold and funny visual.
Description: Two intertwined snakes coiled together in a dramatic flame-like pattern, rendered in bold American traditional tattoo style with intricate black, gold, and red scale detailing. The dynamic upward movement and fine craftsmanship give this design serious visual impact and symbolic depth. Perfect for tattoo collectors, reptile lovers, and anyone drawn to bold, striking imagery with real flash-sheet sophistication.
