Scot Merch

Fat, Drunk, 50 Something and frae Scotland! A pure dead brilliant gift idea for every Overweight Scot of a certain age who loves a drop of the hard stuff). Whether for (Birthday, Christmas, ceilidh or Homecoming it makes a great gifting item on a t-shirt, mug, hoodie and so much more.

The most virtuous are those who content themselves with being virtuous without seeking to appear so. ~ Plato

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. ~Julie Kagawa, The Iron Knight

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men. ~ Neil Gaiman

I really wish there had been a was to phrase this as 'A thunder of worms.' Because I like that phrase. That's a phrase with soul. Worm thunder on the horizon, all is right with the cosmos . . . ~ Ursula Vernon *born in the year of the Snake

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. ~ Ernest Hemingway

Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear, / And he shows them pearly white. / Just a jack-knife has Macheath / And he keeps it out of sight. ~Bertolt Brecht

Irish tradition says that if a ladybug lands on a girl's finger she is to lift up her finger until the insect flies away. The direction the ladybug chooses indicates where her husband will come from.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W.C. Fields

funny tape a banana taped art duct scotch & to wall exhibit

Watercolor Fine Art Painting showcasing a Flying Scot.

Straight Outta Clydebank - Gift for Scot, Scotsmen, Scotswomen, From Clydebank in Scotland Scottish

Pixel Art - UK Flag - Union Jack. This design is perfect for any wall décor, apparel, or accessory that celebrates the culture and history of UK.

a liver border collie dog with his tongue out in a red heart frame.

Let me tell you that I love you, and I think about you all the time: a little bit of Scotland, for everyone who's always Scottish, even away from home.

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. ~ Steve Irwin

The soothing sounds of Scotland

The soothing sounds of Scotland

Scotland sheep

Only in Glasgow would you see a traffic cone on top of a police box! Glasgow, the friendly city.

Tribal Stag design inspired by the ancient Pictish symbol-stones of Scotland.

You Don't Scare Me I'm Scottish. Humorous Text Slogan in Saltire text. Also available in black and white text.

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You Don't Scare Me I'm Scottish. Humorous Text Slogan in white text. Also available in black text.

Design inspired by the infamous retro Scotland away jersey worn during while failing to qualify for the 1994 World Cup.

You Don't Scare Me I'm Scottish. Humorous Text Slogan in black text. Also available in white text.

Scottish highland cattle are the happiest, hairiest and most huggable in the world. Here's Wee Hamish who's also the most musical. He's learning how to play guitar, and by the looks of it is playing a fine tune! A cute design with a highland cow playing guitar and with a slogan reading Rock Aye The Moo! that any ex-pat Scot, farmer, or musician would love. Or gift to a beginner guitar player to encourage them to practise their chords or licks (coos licks even).

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book? ~ David Attenborough

Punk is musical freedom. It's saying, doing and playing what you want. In Webster's terms, 'nirvana' means freedom from pain, suffering and the external world, and that's pretty close to my definition of Punk Rock. ~Kurt Cobain *born in the year of the Ram

Music is one of the most powerful things the world has to offer. No matter what race or religion or nationality or sexual orientation or gender that you are, it has the power to unite us. ~Lady Gaga

I think a hero is any person really intent on making this a better place for all people. ~ Maya Angelou

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W. C. Fields

It's not just about being fabulous. It's about never feeling sheepish. ~Greg Baker