Scratch Merch
EVERYTHING I’VE EVER LET GO OF HAS CLAW MARKS ON IT Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST
$24
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Description: Scratch. Turntable Culture Est. 1973 celebrates the birth of DJ culture and the raw art of turntablism that changed music forever. Inspired by the pioneers who transformed two turntables and a mixer into instruments, this design captures the essence of hip-hop’s foundation — from park jams and block parties to underground mixtapes and club nights. With a timeless vintage aesthetic, this logo is made for real DJs, vinyl collectors, b-boys, producers, and anyone who respects the culture built from the crackle of records and the sound of the scratch.
Description: Scratch. Turntable Culture Est. 1973 celebrates the birth of DJ culture and the raw art of turntablism that changed music forever. Inspired by the pioneers who transformed two turntables and a mixer into instruments, this design captures the essence of hip-hop’s foundation — from park jams and block parties to underground mixtapes and club nights. With a timeless vintage aesthetic, this logo is made for real DJs, vinyl collectors, b-boys, producers, and anyone who respects the culture built from the crackle of records and the sound of the scratch.
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
