Scrolls Merch
Description: He came to you in the night. He believed in you. He gave you a horse. And look what happened to him. Lucien Lachance, Speaker of the Black Hand, deserved better — and this funny Elder Scrolls Oblivion meme demands accountability. #JusticeForLucien #BlackHandLivesMatter. For everyone who did the Dark Brotherhood questline and has never emotionally recovered from the Purification and what came after. Perfect gift for Oblivion fans, Elder Scrolls players, and loyal servants of Sithis.
Description: Did you used to be an adventurer? And then a certain flying projectile slammed into your knee? Yikes. Well, better tell everyone who walks by. Yep, just keep talking as people walk by. Never give up, even if they don’t seem interested. Always share your story. And, take your OTC pain meds as needed. <3
I used to be an adventurer, now I'm in ago-knee. (my knees hurt) (Skryim) Mug
by Koala and the Bird
$18
Description: A symmetrical composition featuring two anthropomorphic rabbits, one holding a sword and the other a shield, positioned beneath a sun with a face. The lower portion of the composition is filled with a dense, ornate heraldic arrangement of figures and scrolls, rendered in a detailed, old-world style.