Select Merch
Description: A white text design on a black background. The text reads 'FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, I'VE ADOPTED A NEW DATABASE DATABASE APPROACH. SELECT * FROM PRESENTS WHERE (BEHAVIOR == 'NICE') BUT I THINK I'LL STILL NEED TO DROP A TABLE... FOR ALL THESE COOKIES!'. There are two Christmas trees and a gift box with a bow.
Description: Retro pixel art illustration featuring a video game character selection screen with six monster-themed controllers including a skeleton, pumpkin, mummy, witch, vampire, and zombie, with text reading "SELECT YOUR MONITOR" and "press start to haunt".
Select Your Monster Press Start To Haunt Pixel Halloween Gamer Shorts
by rezaulcreates
$21 $27
Description: Experience Sherlock Holmes like you’ve never seen him before, as he and John Watson solve the most puzzling crimes of the twenty-first century! The game is on! The characters shown include (from left to right): Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Jim Moriarty, and Irene Adler. Based on the characters from the hit BBC show Sherlock, rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
Description: Funny SQL coder design built around the query SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3; and its middle finger result. A funny database joke for SQL programmers, developers, data analysts, data engineers and database enthusiasts.
SQL Select Finger From Hand Middle Finger Programmer Joke Baseball T-Shirt
by MOTIFOLK
$19 $26
Description: The state of Oklahoma’s first legal beer was brewed in 1934 by a Czechoslovakian immigrant in Yukon named John Kroutil. After starting the Yukon Mill and Grain Company in 1892 and then expanding into banking after statehood, Kroutil saw an opportunity when the federal government repealed the prohibition on alcoholic beverages. He incorporated the Progress Brewing Company and opened a plant in Oklahoma City to produce beer with a 3.2 percent alcoholic content, the maximum allowed under Oklahoma law. After dropping the name of Progress, the beer was distributed under the brand of Lone Star from 1959 to 1974.
Description: Ready to solve a mystery? Then pack your bags and head to Gravity Falls for an adventure with Dipper and Mabel Pines at the Mystery Shack! Whether its fighting an army of gnomes or escaping dinosaur attacks, be sure to pack your trusty journal, and maybe this shirt too! The characters shown include (from left to right): Dipper, Mabel, Gruncle Stan, Soos, Wendy, and Gruncle Ford. Based on the characters from the hit Disney XD show Gravity Falls, created by Alex Hirsch. Rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
Description: A black background with four quadrants, each featuring crossed swords or sabers representing programming languages. Top left has swords with "C++". Top right has bat-winged swords with "C". Bottom left has lightsabers with "PYTHON". Bottom right has swords with "JAVA". A target reticle is in the center. "SELECT YOUR WEAPON" is text at the bottom.
Description: Who you goanna to call? Based on the characters from the hit movie Ghostbusters, rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
