Select Merch
Description: A bold, white text slogan presented on a black background. The text reads "SELECT * FROM LIFE WHERE HAPPY = TRUE;" with each line formatted similarly to a programming query. The overall style is minimalist and direct.
SELECT * FROM LIFE WHERE HAPPY = TRUE; Text Pillow
by christian king studio
$23 $28
my people skills are just fine it's my tolerance to idiots that needs work Posters and Art
by PixelPunchart
$10 $14
i didn't mean to push all your buttons i was looking for mute Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Lina Hiba Active
$27 $35
Description: A retro video game controller is depicted with the motivational text SELECT. PLAY. WIN. above and below it, set against a background of colorful lightning bolts and confetti, evoking a sense of excitement and victory in gaming.
Video Game Controller with Text SELECT. PLAY. WIN. and Lightning Bolts Crewneck Sweatshirt
by webbygfx
$27 $35
Pause and Select Kindness Gamer Controller Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by longL0z
$16 $24
Description: A white text design on a black background. The text reads 'FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, I'VE ADOPTED A NEW DATABASE DATABASE APPROACH. SELECT * FROM PRESENTS WHERE (BEHAVIOR == 'NICE') BUT I THINK I'LL STILL NEED TO DROP A TABLE... FOR ALL THESE COOKIES!'. There are two Christmas trees and a gift box with a bow.
Holiday Season Database Approach Select From Presents Drop Table Cookies Tank Top
by serviannamerch
$16 $21
Description: Retro pixel art illustration featuring a video game character selection screen with six monster-themed controllers including a skeleton, pumpkin, mummy, witch, vampire, and zombie, with text reading "SELECT YOUR MONITOR" and "press start to haunt".
Select Your Monster Press Start To Haunt Pixel Halloween Gamer Tank Top
by rezaulcreates
$16 $21
Description: Experience Sherlock Holmes like you’ve never seen him before, as he and John Watson solve the most puzzling crimes of the twenty-first century! The game is on! The characters shown include (from left to right): Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Jim Moriarty, and Irene Adler. Based on the characters from the hit BBC show Sherlock, rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
Description: Select Anne Shirley and play with imagination 99, loyalty 99, and impulse control 2. Bright pixel-art stats, braids, flowers, and a beloved bookish heroine make this a playful choice for Green Gables readers and retro gamers.
Anne of Green Gables – Kindred Spirit RPG Stats Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fenay Designs
$16 $24
Description: Funny SQL coder design built around the query SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3; and its middle finger result. A funny database joke for SQL programmers, developers, data analysts, data engineers and database enthusiasts.
SQL Select Finger From Hand Middle Finger Programmer Joke Phone Case
by MOTIFOLK
$17 $23
Description: The state of Oklahoma’s first legal beer was brewed in 1934 by a Czechoslovakian immigrant in Yukon named John Kroutil. After starting the Yukon Mill and Grain Company in 1892 and then expanding into banking after statehood, Kroutil saw an opportunity when the federal government repealed the prohibition on alcoholic beverages. He incorporated the Progress Brewing Company and opened a plant in Oklahoma City to produce beer with a 3.2 percent alcoholic content, the maximum allowed under Oklahoma law. After dropping the name of Progress, the beer was distributed under the brand of Lone Star from 1959 to 1974.
Progress Select Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Cloudless Lens / Tulsa Route 66 and Beyond
$17 $24
Description: Ready to solve a mystery? Then pack your bags and head to Gravity Falls for an adventure with Dipper and Mabel Pines at the Mystery Shack! Whether its fighting an army of gnomes or escaping dinosaur attacks, be sure to pack your trusty journal, and maybe this shirt too! The characters shown include (from left to right): Dipper, Mabel, Gruncle Stan, Soos, Wendy, and Gruncle Ford. Based on the characters from the hit Disney XD show Gravity Falls, created by Alex Hirsch. Rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
Description: A black background with four quadrants, each featuring crossed swords or sabers representing programming languages. Top left has swords with "C++". Top right has bat-winged swords with "C". Bottom left has lightsabers with "PYTHON". Bottom right has swords with "JAVA". A target reticle is in the center. "SELECT YOUR WEAPON" is text at the bottom.
Programming Language Weapons "C++" "C" "Python" "JAVA" Select Your Weapon Mug
by Geture_Project
$13 $18
Description: A funny parody of a video game character selection screen featuring various versions of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The Rock World Tour Character Select Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Ink Orchard Films
$13 $19
Description: Who you goanna to call? Based on the characters from the hit movie Ghostbusters, rendered in the style of an 8-bit classic video game, this shirt follows the rules of 8-bit art in order to recreate an authentic recreation of a classic character selection screen! So don’t be surprised when people start touching your shirt trying to select a character!
Game Fighter Character Choose Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by TodayNotmyproblem
$16 $24
