Select Merch
Description: For the DBAs and backend engineers who just want to code in peace. This clever SQL query design reads: SELECT excuse FROM meetings WHERE necessary = false;. With its syntax-highlighted colors (blue, magenta, green, and red), it perfectly mimics a real database command—but delivers the ultimate funny punchline for anyone who hates unnecessary meetings. The perfect witty gift for database admins, software engineers, and IT professionals.
Description: A circular emblem with a white border features a black background adorned with splatters. Inside, the text 'Dorsia' is written in elegant white script, preceded by a stylized 'D' and followed by five white stars. Below, read 'SELECT FINE DINING', 'MAITRE D\' DISCRETION', and 'NEW YORK' in white block letters.
Description: A 3x3 grid of characters in square frames with pixelated borders. The top row features three distinct characters: the first with a blue helmet, the second with a white v-shaped helmet and red accents, and the third with a blue helmet and red eye-like gem. The middle row shows three characters with blue helmets, varying only slightly in facial expression or subtle helmet details. The bottom row displays two characters: one in a red helmet with golden wings and a red gem, and the final character in a red helmet with a white v-shaped accent. The words "PUSH START" are prominently displayed above the grid.
Description: Gear up for your next build with this retro 8-bit "Select Your Typing Force" mechanical keyboard design. Featuring pixel art graphics of Tactile Storm, Linear Lance, and Clicky Clacker switches, alongside an Artisan Ace keycap, Coiled Commodore cable, and PCB Patrol board. Perfect for custom keeb builders, coders, and retro gamers who know that every keystroke matters. Ready to deploy? Press Enter!
