Sequel Merch
Description: USA 250 The Sequel 2026 marks an exciting milestone for patriotic Americans. This retro-inspired design captures the spirit of the upcoming semiquincentennial with bold 70s typography, layered shadows, stars, and horizontal stripes in warm, nostalgic tones. It is perfect for history buffs and anyone celebrating the United States 250th anniversary. An ideal gift for Independence Day 2026, this commemorative design embodies American pride and a look towards the future.
USA 250 The Sequel 2026 Retro American Semiquincentennial Posters and Art
by Xfiber Production
$10 $14
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: Pandemic flashback humor (too soon?). Hantavirus season 2 dropped (no one asked). Cruise ship survivor (free t-shirt?). Lockdown PTSD jokes (coping mechanism). Rodent warning sarcasm (rats 1, humans 0). Yet another outbreak (we're tired). COVID sequel fatigue (franchise ruined). We never learn club (president self-appointed). Apocalypse meme energy (laugh or cry). Here we go again vibes (mask optional).
Description: The first part apparently did well enough that someone decided we needed another one, because apparently one round of nonsense was not enough. Unfortunately, nobody knows when the follow-up will arrive. The schedule has disappeared, the paperwork is multiplying, and the person responsible for updates keeps saying, “Almost done,” with absolutely no evidence to support that statement. Progress is happening at a speed best measured with a calendar. Until further notice, please remain seated, keep your expectations somewhere between “maybe” and “not a chance,” and enjoy the thrilling sound of nothing happening. The next installment could arrive tomorrow, next month, or after everyone remembers where the file was saved. Stay tuned. Or don’t!
Description: Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Imported Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem Shirt is very good quality; size runs a bit small. The shirt in the photo has been worn, machine washed and dried 3 times. Holding up very well. Trump is doing his best to drain the swamp, and the swamp creatures are fighting him tooth and nail
Trump 2020 The Sequel Make Liberals Cry Again Tshirt Baseball T-Shirt
by BachirStore_USA
$19 $26
Description: For the real purists out there! Here's our show logo, simple and basic, ready for a nice dark-colored background. We may be the scruffiest podcast in the galaxy, but you'll look pristine with this sexy logo on your shirt! Or mug. Or sticker. Or whatever.
Sequel Logo v2 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by The Nerfherder Council: A Star Wars Podcast
$16 $24
Trump 2024 The Sequel Make Liberals Cry Again Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by JoshuaOnwaTiwa
$16 $24
Description: Minimalist Yashahime artwork featuring the new generation of half-demons, capturing quiet strength, inherited resolve, and the legacy of Inuyasha through expressive character portraits.
Yashahime Half-Demon Legacy Portrait Socks
by Bernardo Illustrations
$14 $20
Make the Galaxy Great Again! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by fashionsforfans
$16 $24
Description: He's back, and the line is still dead. This design generates hype for the terrifying sequel, The Black Phone 2! Returning to the chilling world established in Scott Derrickson’s modern horror hit, this shirt is for fans anxiously awaiting the next chapter of fear. It embodies the sinister promise of the franchise: an old, disconnected phone rings with the voices of the dead, offering victims one last chance to fight back against the ultimate predator, The Grabber. Show your dedication to this modern horror legend before the sequel hits theaters!
THE BLACK PHONE 2: The Grabber Returns (2025) Pillow
by Breakfast Club Studio
$23 $28