Short People Are Superior Merch

Short People are Superior!

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Short People are Superior

I am so sorry but were you talking? Couldn't hear you over the sound of the SUPERIORITY OF SHORT PEOPLE!

The superiority in everything belongs to the shortest people

Short people are the most powerful!

Short people are on their way to success!

Short people, given the way they are, are the CUTEST!

Short people have the spotlight in the show of life!

Short people are fueled by coffee!

Short people are superior, but in aesthetic

Unspoken rule when hanging out with people of short height

Short People are Fueled by Coffee - Adorable Cat in a Coffee Cup! Embrace the charm of caffeine and cuteness with our "Short People are Fueled by Coffee" design! This whimsical artwork features a chubby, kawaii cat nestled cozily inside a coffee cup, embodying the spirit of coffee-loving individuals who might be vertically challenged but are big on personality. With the humorous text "Short People are Fueled by Coffee," this design celebrates the love for both coffee and cats in a lighthearted and delightful way. Whether you're a cat lover, a coffee enthusiast, or proudly embrace your petite stature, this design is sure to bring smiles and giggles.

Studies say short people tend to live longer and on top of that, happier!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

This adorable life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund owner's gift!

Embrace the fun-sized feistiness! 'Short people are mean because they are closer to hell'—but in the best way! Explore the humorous side of height differences with a touch of devilish charm. Enjoy the ride!

Stop calling me CUTE LITTLE DEVIL or you're going to get it!

Keep calling me little devil and I might as well asteal your soul (or at least your wallet ;) )

Being short doesn't make you any less nor does it make you any more

This funny life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund or corgi friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund standing up for his short legs! Great gift idea for dachshund owners and even for corgi owners!

We short people unite as one to oppose tall people! Short people will always rule!

This funny life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund or corgi friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund standing up for his short legs! Great gift idea for dachshund owners and even for corgi owners!

This funny life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund or corgi friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund standing up for his short legs!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

This adorable life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund owner's gift!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Tall men, Five stars rating. Very good would recommend. Great gift for your tall friend or a girlfriend of a tall boyfriend. Imagine your short girlfriend wears this!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

This Halloween-inspired design features a humorous message about the surprising ages of people in the same generation. Perfect for celebrating the spooky holiday with a laugh.

All cat lovers know that cats are superior, so why not get the message across to others with this humourous cat pun?