3 Sheets Shorts

Description: Official shirt for the 3 Sheets to the Mouse Big Sheetup 2025.

Description: Nobody in the 3 Sheets Nation gets left behind,

Description: The iconic Orange Bird. A staple of Disney World hipsters and vintage Etsy sellers. But has anyone ever wondered just how this Orange Bird came to be the spokesbird for a soft serve dessert? It's no wonder now, why they always taste so fresh!

Description: Maybe you fancy a wearable Road Soda?

Description: Maidenless, you say?

Description: Official event shirt for the 3 Sheets to the Mouse Podcast Sheetup 2023!

Description: I feel the need. The need for beyond.

Description: Freak In The Sheets

Description: Commemorative shirt for the 2024 Sheet Up with 3 Sheets to the Mouse!

Description: Mischievous little swamp scamp.

Description: Be proud.

Description: Life is tough. Sometimes you just need a little friend to hang out with you while you go shopping, to class, or even into a major theme park. Let the world know, it's more than just rum and juice, it's your Emotional Support Pineapple.

Description: When fighting the forces of the evil Puritans, you need Earth's drunkest Avengers. You need, the Sheeters.

Description: Even cryptids need a vacation. Wonder if he visited the Yeti?

Description: Be proud in the parks. Take pride in yourself.