Amir Blumenfeld Shorts

Description: This shirt for the wolf. For the epic wolf.

Description: Hope you have the huevos to support this great charity.

Description: Take your wardrobe from #nope to #dope in one easy step!

Description: I am the master...

Description: Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Description: Buy the shirt, then tell people Jake and Amir are a folk duo.

Description: It's not a diary, it's a shirt. Pair it with your Old-Scroll-Bag Backpack!

Description: Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

Description: From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Description: Its not just a saying, it's a way of life.

Description: Number 9 Feeling wine.

Description: its jake and amir the two internet comedians

Description: from the hit webseries Jake and Amir, a shirt to accurately represent the sentiments of many about donating blood.

Description: Jake & Amir

Description: Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Description: It's on Fairfax and it'll DRIVE YA WILD.

Description: All hail to the Milkman, the Milkman, the Milkman!

Description: Classic J-witz and Blums on a 'hipster' inspired tee...designed by me. #seizethetee

Description: Wear this shirt and change your name (again).

Description: How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?

Description: This design was inspired by the incredibly witty Handheld Blumenfeld tee and is a reference to one of the oldest Jake and Amir videos.

Description: Pick up this shirt in bloody ole England.

Description: Instagram is giving you the ol' how do ya do!

Description: Jake's alter ego from the "If I Were You" podcast show hosted by Jake and Amir. The Pinch.

Description: Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Description: A flag of the true heroes of the Olyntic games! This t-shirt is based on a joke from the Jake and Amir web series.

Description: Why be a troll and use paper, when you can grab a scroll and be as badass as Don Draper. What? The cops are chasing me? Are you sure you see 'em? Maybe that's cause I just yanked some scrolls from that dumb museum!

Description: This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Description: All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Description: Get your crab claws out and grab onto these Tees where these two try and Seize the Cheese

Description: No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.

Description: Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.