Arms Shorts
Description: Poor T-Rex. So much joy, so little arm reach! This adorable dinosaur design features a classic twist on the beloved kids’ song: “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your... oh.” The defeated look of the T-Rex and its famously tiny arms make this the ultimate visual punchline. Perfect for paleontology lovers, dino fans, pun addicts, and anyone who knows the struggle of being short-armed (or just emotionally relatable). A fantastic gift for science nerds, teachers, kids, adults, and sarcastic souls alike! Makes a hilarious casual tee, hoodie, or mug for those who like their humor prehistoric and self-aware.
Description: Dieu et mon droit, meaning "God and my right" is the motto of the Monarch of the United Kingdom outside Scotland. It appears on a scroll beneath the shield of the version of the coat of arms of the United Kingdom. The motto is said to have first been used by Richard I (1157–1199) as a battle cry and presumed to be a reference to his French ancestry and the concept of the divine right of the Monarch to govern. It was adopted as the royal motto of England by King Henry V (1386–1422) with the phrase "and my right" referring to his claim by descent to the French crown.
Description: Flex your freedom with this hilarious “Right to Bare Arms” t-shirt featuring ripped versions of Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin showing off their muscles in front of a colonial American flag. A perfect mix of historical humor and patriotic pride, this design is ideal for gym-goers, history buffs, or anyone who loves a clever twist on the Constitution. Great for the 4th of July or year-round laughs!
Right to Bare Arms T-Shirt – Founding Fathers Flexing Funny Patriotic Pun Shorts
by Victor Shadehorn
$27
