Asleep Shorts
ElaCuteOfficeGirl, Office Girl Vintage Style,Asleep at the Wheel Shorts
by ElaCuteOfficeGirl Waving Hand
$27
Description: STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP
STAY ASLEEP - They Live (1988) - John Carpenter - (Hounds of Tindalos) Shorts
by Hounds_of_Tindalos
$27
Description: Clarice Lispector quote: Holding someone's hand was always my idea of joy. Often before falling asleep - in that small struggle not to lose consciousness and enter the greater world - often, before having the courage to go toward the greatness of sleep, I pretend that someone is holding my hand and I go, go toward the enormous absence of form that is sleep. And when even then I can't find the courage, then I dream.
she believed she could but her cat was asleep on her lap so she didn't Shorts
by Lina Hiba Active
$27
Description: "Daylight licked me into shape I must've been asleep for days" — a boho-inspired tribute to the British goth-pop pioneers of the 80s. Faded terracotta, sage and sand tones give it an easygoing, sun-warmed look. Made for music lovers, vinyl collectors and anyone who knows every single word. Wear it to the next gig, the festival or a lazy weekend spin of your favorite records.
Daylight licked me into shape I must've been asleep for days Goth Rock Since 1989 Shorts
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$27
she believed she could but her cat was asleep on her lap so she didn't Shorts
by Lina Hiba Active
$27
Description: Choosing a movie can take longer than watching one. You compare titles, read descriptions, etc. Eventually 1 is selected, the opening credits begin, and all that careful decision-making feels unnecessary because your eyes are closing. The fun part is spending so much time choosing something only to miss almost everything after pressing play. You were prepared to make a decision, but you had a different schedule. A few minutes later, the movie is still beginning while you are already completely disconnected from the plot. At least the selection process was thorough. The evening may not have included much entertainment, but it included a discussion about what to watch, followed by a demonstration of how quickly tiredness can change the plan.
Description: I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep. Rude Sleeping Tee-Shirt. Funny sleeping quote. Funny Sarcastic Shirt. Perfect for a teen, teenager, teen girl, teen boy, or tween, with a great sense of humor! Perfect shirt for any sarcastic person. Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for sarcastic people, asleep sleeping lovers, naps lovers, nappers and introverts. If you love sarcasm and sleeping, this is the perfect tee. Funny Sarcastic Shirt. Perfect for a teen, teenager, teen girl, teen boy, or tween, with a great sense of humor! Perfect shirt for any sarcastic person with a sense of humor. Funny Sarcastic Shirt. Perfect for a teen, teenager, teen girl, teen boy, or tween, with a great sense of humor!
Description: Funny typography design for anyone who has ever tried falling back asleep just to finish an amazing dream. Great gift for students, friends, coworkers, coffee lovers, and anyone who enjoys sleeping in, funny morning humor, and lighthearted everyday jokes.
I'm That Type Of Person That Tries To Fall Back Asleep In The Morning Shorts
by Minifruit Designs
$27
Description: The ability to power down in any environment is a highly practical survival skill. While others need complete silence and a premium mattress, you possess the incredible talent to instantly lose consciousness on uncomfortable transit seats. Workers commuting on loud trains often master this specific skill, managing to catch twenty minutes of rest while leaning awkwardly against a cold window. Students are also famous for this, dropping their heads onto a hard library desk and immediately checking out despite the bright fluorescent lights. It is a highly efficient biological override. You do not need ideal conditions to recharge your batteries; you simply shut your eyes and successfully disconnect from reality on command.
My absolute best feature is that I can comfortably fall asleep literally anywhere Shorts
by englishlearning
$27
Description: For anyone whose social battery is completely drained and needs extended time off. Featuring an adorable, cozy red panda wearing a winter beanie and resting next to a cloud, announcing it will be out of office for the next few business days. Perfect for introverts, lazy days, and animal lovers.
Description: The Cure distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true The Cure fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of the cure, robert smith, boys dont cry, post punk, cure. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: A funny saying about the unpredictable battle between staying awake and enjoying a movie. The opening scenes have your attention: you’re invested in the characters, following the story, and convinced you’ll make it all the way to the ending. Then the second act arrives, the lights are dim, the seat is comfortable, and suddenly your eyelids have other plans. It’s not that the movie isn’t interesting—it’s simply competing against the powerful combination of a cozy atmosphere, a long runtime, and accumulated tiredness. You may miss an essential plot twist, wake up confused about who is who, or insist that you were “just resting your eyes.” Either way, the movie will continue without you, and you’ll probably ask someone for a recap afterward.
Description: Welcome to the cutest swamp ever 🐸✨ This collection is filled with cuteness overload froggies who can spreading pure serotonin just for you. Every artwork is made for anyone who needs a tiny smile in their day 🌿🍄 Adopt your favorite froggy friend and bring some wholesome cuteness overload chaos into your life.
