Assassins Failed Again Shorts

Description: This good morning assassins design taunts someone else with a brutal wish they were gone, perfect for anyone who enjoys telling a person straight up that they were hoping for better news today. Great for a brutal insult gift, funny savage joke, or anyone who wants to brutally let someone know their existence is disappointing.

Description: I see the assassins have failed again.

Description: A dramatic and darkly humorous way to announce your arrival in the morning. This design is for the person who treats waking up like a feat of survival and greets the day with a heavy dose of irony.