Attention Span Shorts
ATTENTION: You Have The Attention Span Of A Peanut - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$27
Description: If you're a fan of sarcasm, funny sayings or general awesomeness, you need this tee! Funny Sarcastic Joke Tee's that are sure to get a smile. Politically incorrect, sometimes offensive but always funny tee shirts that tell the world exactly how you feel. I don't have a short attention span I just Oh look a kitty funny joke T-Shirt with kitten. For the up to no good, troublemaker in your life. Makes a unique gift for a birthday, party, or any holiday. Remember to order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.
Description: Featuring a funny vintage squirrel illustration with the relatable and witty quote 'I Don't Have A Short Attention Span. I Just Oh Look A Squirrel'. Perfect gift for animal lovers, students, office workers, and fans of sarcastic humor. Suitable for all apparel, mugs, and accessories.
Easily Distracted Funny ADHD Focus Humor Attention Span Distraction Joke Shorts
by adil shop
$21 $27
Easily Distracted Funny ADHD Focus Humor Attention Span Distraction Joke Shorts
by adil shop
$21 $27
Description: Modern digital correspondence suffers from catastrophic verbosity that overwhelms busy readers. Opening an inbox notification only to discover a dense, five-paragraph thesis regarding printer etiquette or scheduling logistics triggers instantaneous mental shutdown. Nobody possesses the cognitive endurance to excavate meaning from sprawling corporate prose. If a message cannot convey its essential purpose within three concise lines, the content is inevitably skimmed, misunderstood, or tossed directly into the digital archive unread. Bullet points and bold text are mandatory lifelines for overwhelmed professionals. The humor champions brevity, proving that lengthy workplace dispatches will always lose the battle against wandering thoughts.
Description: Some days the notifications never stop, and this design puts that exact feeling on canvas. A face fractures into sharp, overlapping Cubist planes, centered on a shattered phone screen glowing electric blue through the chaos.
Fractured Attention Span Design – Cubist Digital Overload Notification Art Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$27
Description: Every 22 minutes, without fail, right in the middle of whatever you were doing — your hydration partner shows up, briefcase in hand, completely uninvited and entirely necessary. A retro cartoon water bottle mascot in a pinstripe suit, on schedule, on brand, completely convinced of his own importance. For the chronically distracted who drink water as an excuse to stop thinking.