Bad Kitty Shorts
Description: Bad Kitty, he's the cat The cat with the razor claw A sharpened claw Such a bad kitty He'll climb up where he shouldn't go And knock over your stuff He'll shred your favorite couch And bat things under the fridge You'll never fully vacuum All the fur he sheds Bad Kitty Such a bad kitty
Description: Maybe you’re the kind of person that appreciates finding barf on the carpet, six inches from the kitchen tile. Perhaps your idea of a good time is waking from a dead sleep to the sound of your curtains, rod and all, crashing to the floor. I imagine then, that you’re going to want to share that.
Description: BAD KITTY: RETRO RIDE - Cat on a motorcycle - vintage design. A must-have for motorcycle fanatics and feline enthusiasts alike. This fun trendy design showcases a cool and confident bad cat, wearing biker gear and skillfully riding a bike. The backdrop features a grunge style adding an edgy touch to the overall vintage aesthetic. The wording says VINTAGE BAD KITTY - RETRO RIDE - BLOOD SWEAT & FURBALLS
Description: This image features a menacing black cat with exaggerated, fierce features, set against a bold red moon background. The cat’s fur is jagged and wild, its fangs bared in an intimidating snarl, and its eyes glowing red with malice. The tail is raised, suggesting readiness to pounce, and the entire figure of the cat looms ominously, giving it a supernatural, almost demonic, appearance. This image invokes a sense of fear and unease, reminiscent of a horror movie poster.
Description: BAD KITTY: BORN TO BE BAD - Cat on motorcycle vintage design A must-have for motorcycle fanatics and feline enthusiasts alike. This trendy design showcases a cool and confident bad cat, wearing biker gear and skillfully riding a bike. The backdrop features a grunge style adding an edgy touch to the overall vintage aesthetic.
Description: A mischievous gray kitten poses for a humorous mugshot with the playful phrase "Catnip Made Me Do It." Featuring a vintage police lineup aesthetic, expressive feline artwork, and tongue-in-cheek humor, this illustration is perfect for cat enthusiasts who love sassy pets, parody designs, and clever animal-themed art. The retro styling and adorable guilty expression make this artwork both eye-catching and memorable.
