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Ultralight Elite I Cut My Toothbrush In Half So I Can Carry More Anxiety – Funny Hiking Art Shorts

Description: The base weight is perfect. The quilt is dialed. The toothbrush has been modified for optimal gram efficiency. The anxiety about whether any of it was necessary is, technically, weightless — which means there was no reason not to bring all of it. "Ultralight Elite: I Cut My Toothbrush In Half So I Can Carry More Anxiety" is the schematic for the hiker who spent six months optimizing a pack and is still not satisfied.

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Ask Me About My Base Weight Shorts

Description: Don't talk to me unless your skin-out weight is sub 6lbs, bro.

Tags: backcountry, backpacker, backpacking, base weight, funny

Ask Me About My Base Weight Shorts

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