Bathroom Sign Shorts
Description: This is the full list of all 10 instructions for my recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet info from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. It includes instruction for showering and hand-washing. For most things I think the Zero Gravity Toilet design, also available on in my portfolio is a better fit. But I’ve included this for completeness sake. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. Because I’m like that. Please be warned about that I have my doubts as to how readable this would be on a t-shirt. If you do get it on a shirt, please let me know how it looks! Same warning, and request, for smaller items :)
Description: A loud retro comic humor design featuring a terrified man caught in an explosive Nuclear Fart Zone surrounded by warning signs, radiation symbols, smoke clouds, and a massive atomic blast. The distressed hazard-sign typography, orange-yellow explosion colors, and restricted area details create a chaotic toxic-gas joke with vintage action poster energy. Perfect for fans of absurd bathroom humor, atomic parody, and exaggerated danger-zone comedy.
Description: Are you going 2000 and 1s or 2s? My recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet instructions from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. That said, this is the cut-down version, not the one with the full 10 point instructions. The full version is also on the site.
Description: If you're a fan of sarcasm, funny sayings or general awesomeness, you need this tee! Funny Sarcastic Joke Tee's that are sure to get a smile. Politically incorrect, sometimes offensive but always funny tee shirts that tell the world exactly how you feel. Toilet Rules Bathroom Etiquette Stick Figure funny joke T-Shirt. For the up to no good, troublemaker in your life. Makes a unique gift for a birthday, party, or any holiday. Remember to order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.
Description: A square green sign with rounded corners depicting a white stick figure relieving themselves next to a white pine tree. Below the sign, the white text reads I PEE OUTSIDE. The layout mimics a humorous bathroom or park warning notice, utilizing simple clean lines and high-contrast colors.
ATTENTION: The Bathroom Is Not An Internet Cafe - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$21 $27
Description: Bring humor and whimsy to your home decor with this cute “Welcome to the Bathroom, A Cat Will Be With You Shortly” cat poster. Featuring a funny little tabby cat peeking out from the black and white signage, this quirky design is sure to add big personality to any bathroom. Purr-fect for cat lovers with an eye for vintage charm. Delightfully humorous toilet fun for a crazy cat mom or dad.
Description: Blast off into the ultimate cosmic road trip with this hilarious astronaut bathroom joke design! Featuring a funny illustration of a spaceman desperately holding it in next to a highway Rest Area sign pointing to the Moon, this graphic perfectly captures the universal struggle of long-distance travel. With the bold text reading "Hold It. The Next Restroom Is 240,000 Miles Away", it combines classic dad joke humor with epic aerospace facts. Whether you are tracking the upcoming crewed lunar flyby, teaching a STEM or astronomy class, or just love a good science meme, this design is guaranteed to get laughs at the launchpad. It is the perfect blend of orbital mechanics and relatable road trip humor. Show off your passion for space exploration.
