Be Great At It Shorts
Description: Blaise Pascal quote: All the excesses, all the violence, and all the vanity of great men, come from the fact that they know not what they are: it being difficult for those who regard themselves at heart as equal with all men... For this it is necessary for one to forget himself, and to believe that he has some real excellence above them, in which consists this illusion that I am endeavoring to discover to you.
Description: Clarice Lispector quote: Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person?
Clarice Lispector quote: Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person? Shorts
by artbleed2
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Description: George Santayana quote: History is nothing but assisted and recorded memory. It might almost be said to be no science at all, if memory and faith in memory were not what science necessarily rest on. In order to sift evidence we must rely on some witness, and we must trust experience before we proceed to expand it. The line between what is known scientifically and what has to be assumed in order to support knowledge is impossible to draw. Memory itself is an internal rumour; and when to this hearsay within the mind we add the falsified echoes that reach us from others, we have but a shifting and unseizable basis to build upon. The picture we frame of the past changes continually and grows every day less similar to the original experience ...
Description: A brutally honest and funny sarcastic quote for those moments when pretending to be nice is just too hard.
I Hate It When I Have To Be Nice To Someone I Really Want To Throw A Brick At Shorts
by Mysterio Studio
$21 $27
Description: A retro-style quote with multiple lines of text on a black background. The top line reads "Enjoy" in an orange script font. Below, "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" and "YOU WILL NEVER" are in a shadowed, outlined font. The bottom reads "BE GOOD AT IT" repeated twice in white, bold, outlined letters with a slight curve.
Enjoy What You Are Doing You Will Never BE GOOD AT IT Retro Quote Shorts
by Renata's
$21 $27
Description: Express your homebody spirit with this I'd Rather Be At Home With My Great Dane design. Featuring an adorable puppy face illustration looking over the edge, this makes an incredible gift for fans of cute giant dog art, Great Dane merchandise, and homebody pet quotes. Enjoy this playful graphic apparel today!
I'd Rather Be At Home With My Great Dane Peeking Dog Art Shorts
by VoltSpill
$21 $27
Description: Thomas Paine quote: It is never to be expected in a revolution that every man is to change his opinion at the same moment. There never yet was any truth or any principle so irresistibly obvious that all men believed it at once. Time and reason must cooperate with each other to the final establishment of any principle; and therefore those who may happen to be first convinced have not a right to persecute others, on whom conviction operates more slowly. The moral principle of revolutions is to instruct, not to destroy.
Description: if at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you to in the first place design
if at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you to in the first place Shorts
by mdr design 23
$21 $27
Description: Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me. This funny sarcastic saying in vintage retro style is a great gift for birthdays and holidays like Christmas (Xmas). It makes a good joke gag gift for dad, brother, mom, sister, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, friends
Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me, Funny Saying Retro Shorts
by S-Log
$21 $27
Description: Just imagine a world where every city has enormous statues of the same person standing proudly in the middle of public squares. Tourists would travel thousands of miles just to take selfies, souvenir shops would sell miniature versions, and history books would suddenly need a completely new chapter. There would be no shortage of decorations, either: golden statues, bronze statues, giant marble heads, and possibly one enormous monument holding a sandwich for no specific reason. City officials would probably complain about the construction budget, but who cares when the streets finally have the proper level of decoration? The only real problem would be deciding where to put the next statue. An entire planet-wide collection sounds appropriate.
Can you imagine what the world would be like if there were many statues of me? It would be great! Shorts
by englishlearning
$21 $27
Description: The Shield distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true The Shield fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of the shield, los angeles, police, shield, cop. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
If I'm Gonna Be a Crooked Cop I've at Least Got to Be Honest About it Crime Series Art Shorts
by Tchara
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Description: A League Of Their Own distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true A League Of Their Own fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of rockford peaches, a league of their own, peaches, baseball, jimmy dugan. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
It's Supposed to Be Hard the Hard is What Makes it Great Sports Movie Art Shorts
by TARIKOLOGIE
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Description: Shield los angeles shirt — "If I'm gonna be a crooked cop I've at least got to be honest about it". cult-classic screen-print design for Shield fans, los angeles, police, cop, police officer, detective, lapd buffs and collectors. The perfect Shield gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2002.
If I'm gonna be a crooked cop I've at least got to be honest about it Since 2002 Shorts
by Bou Joux
$21 $27
Description: This delightful sentence matches English coaches and participants, trainers and class members of any subject, and people operating in any field. It happens to individuals of all ages. Creating a rapid rhythm on a keyboard transforms data entry into an exhilarating symphony. We find immense joy in the energetic clacking of fingers flying across the buttons. Treating typing duties like a grand concert removes any feelings of boredom. Each fast paragraph we compose serves as a triumphant verse in our daily masterpiece of productivity. We proudly showcase our magnificent speed, tapping to an internal melody that keeps the spirits high. This joyful perspective turns documentation into a highly engaging artistic expression!
I consider typing at lightning speed to be a fantastic musical performance of great success Shorts
by englishlearning
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Description: All I want is a little affection… no questions asked! This darkly funny and sarcastic design combines twisted romance with edgy humor. Perfect for fans of unconventional jokes, ironic love quotes, dark comedy, and humor that takes affection to a whole new level. A great conversation starter for anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
I JUST WANNA BE HELD I DON’T CARE IF IT’S AT GUNPOINT – Dark Humor Romantic Joke Shorts
by Sofiia Golovina
$21 $27
I-May-Be-Bad-But-Im-Perfectly-Good-At-It-Grinch-Parody Shorts
by Jolene Fairweather
$21 $27
Description: Dorothy Parker quote: I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Dorothy Parker quote: I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. Shorts
by artbleed2
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Description: A funny and bold text-based design featuring the phrase “Do Not Try To Play Crazy With Me / I’m Better At It Than You Are” arranged in a strong two-line layout. Use distressed retro typography with mixed bold and script fonts for a sarcastic, confident vibe. Perfect for humorous t-shirts, casual streetwear, and trendy Etsy apparel with a vintage-inspired aesthetic.
Do Not Try To Play Crazy With Me I'm Better At It Than You Are Shorts
by fatless design
$21 $27