Beer League Shorts
Description: Des Moines had first fielded a Western League team in 1900, playing under several monikers before being called the "Boosters." At the time, the league was a Class A league, the highest level of minor league play. The teams that directly preceded the Des Moines Boosters in Western League play were the Des Moines Hawkeyes (1900–1901), Des Moines Midgets (1902), Des Moines Undertakers (1903), Des Moines Prohibitionists (1904), Des Moines Underwriters (1905), Des Moines Champions (1906) and Des Moines Champs (1907) before becoming the Des Moines Boosters (1908–1924). Des Moines won Western league Championships in 1905 and 1906, leading to the championship reference monikers.
Description: Officially retired from caring about the score. Beer League Legend — Est. Every Friday Night. For every adult hockey player who shows up for the love of the game, the cold rink, the cold beer, and the brotherhood. Vintage distressed goalie mask design celebrating every Beer League Legend who ever laced up after a long week. Perfect gift for adult hockey players everywhere.
Description: Bold vintage hockey typography design featuring “PUCK OFF” in distressed retro lettering with a classic hockey stick graphic underneath. Perfect for hockey players, hockey dads, beer league legends, goalies, and fans who love old-school hockey culture and sarcastic sports humor. Features: • Vintage distressed hockey aesthetic • Bold readable typography • Retro cream & gold color palette • Great gift for hockey lovers • Perfect for game day, rink life & hockey fans Ideal for: Hockey players, hockey dads, beer league teams, pond hockey fans, goalie culture, and retro sports lovers.
Description: Combine your love for the game and the pub with this hilarious "My Drinking Team Has A Pool Problem" design featuring a cracked, distressed 8 ball graphic! A perfect gift idea for pool players, billiards lovers, pool league teammates, and drinking buddies who love hitting the pool hall!
Description: This retro-inspired bowling design features a cheerful cartoon bowling pin holding a frothy beer beside a classic bowling ball in a nostalgic alley scene. Warm vintage sunset colors, distressed textures, and playful humor create a fun old-school aesthetic perfect for bowling fans and league night enthusiasts. The quirky character art and bold typography capture a laid-back recreational vibe with timeless retro charm.
Description: A humorous bowling diagnosis for anyone traumatized by a 7‑10 split or a gutter ball at the worst moment. This vintage bowling alley design announces your affliction: PTT.PID (Post‑Traumatic Ten‑Pin Disorder) — a perfect parody of a serious diagnosis for an unserious game. The cracked, distressed typography, retro pin iconography, and the tongue‑in‑cheek 10% badge make it the perfect shirt for league night, beer frames, tournament meltdowns, or open bowling therapy. Whether you're an anchor who's seen too many splits or a casual bowler who treats the game like a support group, this design delivers the spare‑riety you need. Looking for a funny bowling gift? A stress‑relieving tee for your favorite bowler who takes their sport way too serio
Description: Finally, a diagnosis for the bowler who's seen too many 7-10 splits and gutter balls at the worst moment. This retro comic-style design introduces a relatable new condition: POT-POD (Post-Traumatic Ten-Pin Disorder) — a perfect parody of a serious diagnosis for a game that’s anything but. The cracked, distressed typography and vintage bowling pins add a layer of throwback authenticity to this irreverent take on sports frustration. Whether you're nursing a bad case of the opens during league night, commiserating over a beer frame, or just looking for a laugh during tournament play, this shirt delivers the spare-riety you need. Looking for a funny bowling gift? A stress-relieving tee for your favorite bowler who takes their sport a little
