Ben Schwartz Shorts

Description: He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".

Description: Ben Schwartz Bootleg Vintage

Description: Ben Schwartz

Description: A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

Description: All hail to the Milkman, the Milkman, the Milkman!

Description: Dewey Showtime

Description: Doobs and Carrot Slat! That's right, Thomas and Ben together on If I Were You! This design shows us what it would look like if Ben and Thomas made the podcast.

Description: I gotta find a way out of this.

Description: john ralphio illustrated design

Description: Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz improv comedy out of thin air.

Description: This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Description: Solo Bolo: Dos Lo, in association with Comedy Bean Bag and Andrew Martin Dodson (though not commissioned at all), Presents... All Joking A Salad: The T-Shirt Starring Scotty Auks (Comedy Bang! Bang! The TV Show) and Benny Schwa (Liar House)

Description: words from the bravest captain

Description: Jean Ralphio in holiday garb shouting about what an awful year 2020 was.

Description: The perfect look for when you're trying to watch your own funeral...

Description: Heavyweights Movie 3

Description: Heavyweights Movie 2