Black Rabbit Shorts
Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Description: Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!
Description: Channel a bold, rebellious energy with this edgy "BLACK RABBIT" storefront graphic. Featuring a vivid green bunny mascot with crossed-out eyes, sharp teeth, and a rustic distressed texture, this high-contrast vector logo is perfect for punk, skate, and modern alternative streetwear.
Description: A detailed black rabbit portrait featuring rich dark fur, expressive eyes, and a calm natural pose. This realistic woodland bunny artwork blends wildlife beauty with a slightly moody aesthetic, making it a great choice for rabbit lovers, bunny owners, nature enthusiasts, animal art fans, and anyone who appreciates detailed woodland creature illustrations.
Description: Caerbannog: Home of the Killer Rabbit Funny design perfect for the famous comedy troupe fans who love the Caerbannog killer rabbit. It can also be given as a cute gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also loves the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Design is also fitting in time for International Monty Python Status Day (May 10th).
Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--