Blanche Deveraux Shorts

Description: Leave the lanai at once!

Description: Remember when Blanche thought Danny Thomas was a lesbian? Every Golden Girls fan does.

Description: Blanche mentions the next time her name appears in print it better ready "Blanche Devereaux, 39" so here's a tribute to that quote in sports jersey form.

Description: Blanche Devereaux doesn't play!

Description: Blanche Deveraux / Original 80s Style Fan Art Design

Description: Eat Dirt and Die Trash - The Golden Girls

Description: Hey, you'd be cranky if your name was "Zbornak" after your cheating weasel of an ex, too. Be golden in your own way, and to hell with the haters.

Description: An iconic Blanche Devereaux quote spelled phonetically of course.

Description: Both Dorothy Zbornak and Elizabeth Bennet are surrounded by duds and disappointments.

Description: Our Lady of Kindness & Herring, Rose Nylund, is the perfect goddess to emulate--loving, funny, and ever-so-slightly dippy. But that's the way we like her.

Description: Life your life like Our Ladies of the Golden Life Goals--with good friends, cheesecake, and lots of humor.

Description: Who needs a clear-headed, long-sighted, and best-judging friend? Nobody!

Description: In the "Bringing Up Baby" episode Blanche says she has four kids, but we know that's a lie because she has three sons and two daughters. This is a tribute to them. (Generally within the GG fandom community it is accepted that Skippy is a nickname for Matthew who is mentioned another time)

Description: Four roommates. One Miami house. Absolutely no shortage of opinions. “House Rules” reimagines the beloved Golden Girls through a vintage 1980s editorial illustration, bringing Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia together as the unofficial guardians of their tropical little kingdom. Clean vector shapes, retro geometry, hidden cheesecake details, and classic Miami energy make this a playful collectible for longtime fans of the iconic sitcom.

Description: Our Lady of Savagery, Dorothy Zbornak, is the perfect goddess to emulate--loyal, hilarious, and she don't take no shit, baby.

Description: Perfect gift for Golden Girls fans.

Description: When the girls hire a mysterious housekeeper named Marguerite she replies that she doesn't go for that freaky stuff (neither do Dorothy and Rose).