Bribery Shorts

Description: North Pole Correctional Bribery Left Milk and Cookies out for Santa

Description: bribery becomes legal, when it's called lobbying

Description: When snacks win every time. Hilarious relatable quote for food lovers with zero shame.

Description: Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin were among 50 people caught up in a college admissions bribery scandal. Buy your Aunt Becky's SAT Prep t-shirt today.

Description: Trump owns gold toilets. Why not a set of gold handcuffs?

Description: Getting into college takes a little help from mom & pop.

Description: You (or your child) too can be the next top recruit for Southern Cal's (non-existent) lacrosse team. Fraud on!

Description: One Nation Under Fraud, Clearly Divisible, With Bribery And Corruption For All

Description: Leading by example? As president "under the influence" he might not be top cat, but this feline is certainly a fat cat.

Description: America for Sale: Tom Homan Bought and Sold — A stained sack spills bribes tangled with U.S. $50’000 in cash, each pulse and dollar a testament to lives commodified. Labeled “FOR TOM HOMAN,” it indicts a system where cruelty is currency and loyalty auctioned. The sack is a reliquary of corruption—morgue and bank vault in one. This is civic autopsy: a nation watching integrity hemorrhage, as power rewards brutality, monetizes suffering, and erases accountability.

Description: Reproduced from an original handpainted protest sign!

Description: Hey, everyone else has :)

Description: This beverage will help you forget about the simple truth that no matter who you voted for they are already bought and paid for. So pour yourself a big glass of shut up juice is nothing you say will change anything. And after all you didn't really want to keep those brain cells anyway. So kick back enjoy the puppet show.