Butchery Shorts
Description: A diagram of a cow showing various cuts of meat, labeled with text. The text "I'D SMOKE THAT" is prominently displayed above and below the diagram. The cuts labeled include CHANK, FLANK, SIRLOIN, CHUCK / FORE RIB, BRICIK, and SLANK. The entire diagram and text are rendered in white against a black background.
Description: Get ready to beef up your style with our 'I Like Beef Cuts and I Cannot Lie' design! This playful design features a detailed silhouette graphic of a cow showcasing its mouthwatering cuts of beef. Whether you're a carnivore diet enthusiast, a meat lover, or simply appreciate the art of butchery, this tee is for you. Show off your love for all things beef in a fun and catchy way. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you've got a beefy passion that's hard to deny!
Description: A black background displays bold white text that reads "POTATO PRIME CUTS" followed by "-VEGAN BUTCHERY DIAGRAM-" in smaller white text. Below, a stylized representation of a potato is divided into sections, each labeled with a different preparation method such as "HASSELBACK", "CRIPS", "ROAST", "HASH BROWN", "FRENCH FROWN", "THICK CHIPS", "DAUPHINOISE", and "BAKED".
Description: A diagram of a potato showing different cuts labeled "French Fries", "Hash Brown", "Thick Chips", "Hasselback", "Roast", "Dauphinoise", and "Baked". The text "POTATO PRIME CUTS" is at the top, and "VEGAN BUTCHERY DIAGRAM" is at the bottom. The style is cartoonish and educational.
Description: Another humorous food inspiration for a Lovecraftian work, "Pickman's Model." In the story, Pickman is obsessed with ghoulish doings in the Boston Underground (of actual ghouls). He eventually becomes a ghoul himself (in a later Lovecraft tale). Rather than stalking the underground, what if Pickman took the macabre diet of the ghouls to the foodies...
Description: I'm Not Crazy Because I'm a Butcher , Meat Cutter, Butcher Gift, Butchery , Meat lovers , Funny Butcher ,
Funny Butcher - I'm Not Crazy Because I'm a Butcher Shorts
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$21 $27
Description: A stark white line drawing features a stylized cow outline with dotted lines indicating different cuts of meat. Text above the cow reads "I'D SMOKE", and text below reads "THAT". The cuts labeled are "Chuck / Fore Rib", "Brisket", "Flank", "Sirloin", "Rump", and "Leg". The background is black.
Description: A logo for Bay Harbor Butcher featuring crossed cleavers, established in 2006, with 'Quantity Cuts' and 'Miami, FL' text.
Bay Harbor Butcher Quantity Cuts Miami FL Cleaver Logo Shorts
by birdloverlove
$21 $27
Dexter Morgans American Butchery It's Not Just A Slice A Meat Shorts
by GiooygaaayArt
$21 $27
Description: If you lived in St. Louis during the '70s, you probably remember Marty Mayrose 'The Meat Man' or at least remember his "I'm a meat man, and a meat man knows, the finest meats, ma'am, are Mayrose" jingle. Marty was created in the late '60s by a local adman to help promote the Mayrose meat products. Initially appearing in print ads, and then in animated TV spots before becoming a fixture on product packaging, Marty was somewhat of a local celebrity. Decades later, STL locals can still find Marty hanging out everywhere from old markets to dive bars as countless promotional items from statuettes and thermometers to ashtrays and open/closed signs were produced over the years.
