Cant Be Bothered Shorts

Description: The MBiBtYB dictionary explains the meaning of "CBA" as "Can't Be Bothered". Yeah, we know that Bothered doesn't start with an "A". It's a mystery to us, too... (Incidentally, this design is also available in white for dark-coloured shirts.)

Description: Can't be bothered is the classic british slang phrase for low energy days, no motivation, and choosing a cup of tea over doing anything else. Perfect for tea lovers, procrastinators, and anyone into sarcastic uk humour who would rather do nothing at all today.

Description: Karl Pilkington

Description: Can't be arsed.

Description: I got FAT for X'mas... check out the back design :)

Description: If at first you don't succeed, give up.

Description: Don't feel like taking out the garbage? Feeling lazy? Well... Can't someone else do it?

Description: Not today.

Description: Always Give Up On Your Dreams

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "inspirational quote". Ehhhh, can't be bothered. Fill in your own inspirational quote. This design is like the blank card in Cards Against Humanity - choose your own snark.

Description: The best time to do anything, is later.

Description: Funny sarcastic lazy graphic Novelty tee I can but I wont tshirt

Description: Karl Pilkington Cartoon