Comedian Quote Shorts
Description: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin
Description: Are you the multi-talented superstar of your household? This funny and sarcastic 'Being The Family Comedian, Model & Thug Is So Hard On Me' text design is perfect for anyone who carries the weight of entertainment, looks, and attitude in the family. Featuring a bold, vintage distressed font style, it makes an awesome conversation starter and a hilarious gift for brothers, sisters, sons, daughters, or that one cousin who does it all. Great for family reunions, birthdays, white elephant gift exchanges, or casual everyday wear to showcase your ironic humor!
