Cost Shorts

Description: Is the bank balance starting to get low? It must be Christmas!

Description: A bold and hilarious sarcastic quote design with unapologetic humor. Perfect for anyone who loves sassy sayings, confident attitudes, and relatable drama-inspired jokes.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. Negotiation humor for deal makers, sales professionals, and savvy bargain hunters. Clever financial quote for entrepreneurs and business people.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. This humorous quote design is for negotiators, salespeople, deal makers, and witty humor enthusiasts.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate

Description: Powered by anxiety... and expensive fuel. This bold and relatable design captures the everyday reality of rising gas prices and the stress that comes with it. Clean typography and strong contrast make it stand out on any color, perfect for anyone feeling the pressure of inflation and high fuel costs. Great for drivers, commuters, traders, and anyone who checks gas prices a little too often. Whether you're into finance humor or just tired of paying more at the pump, this design hits home. A perfect gift idea for anyone living through expensive times with a sense of humor.

Description: Gas prices hit harder than reality. A bold and eye-catching design featuring a near-empty fuel gauge and distressed typography that perfectly captures today's fuel cost frustration. Clean composition and strong contrast make it pop on any background, ideal for print-on-demand products. Perfect for drivers, commuters, and anyone tired of watching fuel prices climb while the tank drops. Great mix of humor and reality that resonates instantly. Makes a solid gift for anyone dealing with inflation, rising costs, and everyday financial stress - with a sense of humor.

Description: Show Your Shrewd Negotiation Skills With This Funny It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate Design Perfect For Deal Makers And Bargain Hunters.

Description: Celebrate supernatural humor with "Don't Ask Me How Much This Cost! A Ghost Was Involved." Perfect for ghost lovers, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a witty spooky saying.

Description: Rage shirt Against Machine pride — "The world is my expense, the cost of my desire". vintage screen-print rap metal design for Rage fans and Against Machine collectors — rap metal, funk metal, rap metal gift, retro alt rock, concert band, rap metal album art. Perfect Rage graphic tee Against Machine gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Against Machine lovers fabric — Rage spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1992.

Description: This detailed black and white emblem showcases a sophisticated kitten psychologist holding a clipboard in an armchair. A hilarious design for pet parents who jokingly spend all their therapy money on emotional support toys for their furry companions. Express your love for feline antics and relatable financial anxiety through this unique woodcut style artwork.

Description: Rage shirt Against Machine pride — "The world is my expense, the cost of my desire". vintage screen-print rap metal design for Rage fans and Against Machine collectors — anti trump, anti fascism, machine, rage, freedom, political statement. Perfect Rage graphic tee Against Machine gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Against Machine lovers fabric — Rage spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.

Description: Born to fly in business class forced to fly low cost is a hilarious retro vintage travel design for frequent flyers, budget airline survivors, and aviation fans. Features a distressed sunset silhouette of an airplane with a humorous quote for digital nomads, pilots, and anyone who loves cheap flight deals. Great gift for travel lovers and budget travelers.

Description: The raised bed was $180. The heirloom seeds were $14. The soil amendment, the drip irrigation, the tomato cages, and the second attempt after the first one died — these have been accounted for. The result is one tomato, presented on a Greek Ionic column in a formal heritage badge, because this is what it deserves. "Urban Homestead: This Tomato Cost Me 400 Dollars."

Description: For anyone who survived the budget cuts but lost their peace, paycheck, or patience.

Description: Cost Me My Favorite Cat Funny Cat Owner Gift. Perfect for cat lovers, cat moms, cat dads, and feline enthusiasts. Great pet humor design.

Description: W. E. B. Du Bois quote: The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.

Description: EMPLOYED BUT AT WHAT COST?

Description: Dad Of The Bride - Wedding Fund 0% Remaining – The ultimate funny and sarcastic design for proud fathers of the bride! Featuring a clever low battery bar graphic, a tuxedo with a bow tie, and gold wedding rings, this hilarious typography shirt highlights the financial reality of paying for a wedding. A wonderful gag gift for the father of the bride, wedding rehearsals, engagement parties, and wedding day celebrations.

Description: A clever Halloween joke built around the phrase “Due to the High Cost of Living This Is My Costume.” Bold distressed typography gives the design a simple, deadpan look while combining spooky-season humor with a playful cost-of-living pun. The minimalist black-and-cream style emphasizes the sarcastic message, making it ideal for fans of funny Halloween sayings, unconventional costume humor, economic jokes, and dry seasonal comedy.

Description: NOW IS THE TIME FOR 'GEODI CULTURE, (MAKES A GREAT GIFT)

Description: A funny rent and cost-of-living design featuring a paycheck disappearing into a rent envelope, an empty wallet, apartment keys, and rising-price arrows. Perfect for renters, workers, students, young adults, and anyone frustrated with expensive housing, high rent, shrinking paychecks, inflation, and landlord costs.

Description: A high-impact Bitcoin design inspired by proof of work and the computational effort associated with changing historical blockchain data. The mechanical force struggling against a connected chain of Bitcoin blocks represents accumulated work, network security, and the difficulty of rewriting established history. Made for Bitcoin enthusiasts, proof-of-work supporters, blockchain technology fans, miners, developers, and cypherpunks.

Description: Can't afford anything sums up the cost of living crisis perfectly, with rising bills, an empty wallet, and payday feeling further away than ever. Ideal for anyone joking about being skint, broke humour, or surviving on a tight budget while receipts pile up.

Description: Funny "I Can Fix It But It'll Cost Extra" design featuring crossed tools with a vintage-inspired badge style. A great gift for mechanics, handymen, electricians, carpenters, DIY enthusiasts, garage workers, and anyone who enjoys fixing things with a sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or everyday wear.

Description: A humorous take on hyperinflation, luxury culture, or perhaps the ultimate student loan receipt. For those who want to look like a walking, talking financial flex.

Description: A humorous take on hyperinflation, luxury culture, or perhaps the ultimate student loan receipt. For those who want to look like a walking, talking financial flex.

Description: My Bank Account Just Hit Zero #Hockeydad

Description: My Bank Account Just Hit Zero #Hockeydad

Description: Revenge Cost Car

Description: Funny automotive repair labor rate chart. Great for professional technicians and garage hobbyists who enjoy sarcastic trade humor.

Description: A satirical Spirit Airlines-inspired aviation graphic commemorating the budget-airline era with bold 1992–2026 typography.

Description: Tired broke and done captures that classic feeling of exhaustion, empty pockets, and running on absolutely nothing left to give. Great for anyone dealing with the cost of living, work stress, and dry british wit style venting about a rough patch.