Crossing Guard Shorts
Description: Best Crossing Guard Ever. A crossing guard shirt for the friendly hero with the stop paddle who keeps every morning safe. Wear it on duty, at community events and on days off. One of the best appreciation gifts and a great thank you gift for men and women. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Description: Crossing Guard Dinosaur School Safety Funny T-Shirt combines one of the most serious responsibilities of school morning traffic control into a fabulously ludicrous prehistoric comedy. The design reads: “DINOSAURS didn’t listen to THEIR CROSSING GUARDS… and we all know WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.” Here, a merry band of cartoon dinosaurs does the duties of a tiny school crossing-guard staff, armed with stop paddles, reflective-style vests, a crosswalk, traffic cone and a “School Zone Slow Down” sign.
Description: Arms folded with confident attitude, an alpaca headed figure stands in front of a weathered red stop sign marked “PARE.” The unexpected animal portrait blends roadside imagery with dry humor, appealing to alpaca fans, surreal art collectors, and lovers of quirky urban concepts.
