Cycling Crash Shorts
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: Watch how hilarity ensures as you gift this shirt to the your riding bud who took a tumble while full sending it 🚴♂️😅 It's a reminder that every pothole, every ding, and every scratch feels like a personal affront. Let this 'Is My Bike Alright" cycling shirt be your lighthearted way of saying, 'My bike is my baby, and I'm not ashamed to show it!'" 🌟🚲😄 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez
Description: Every cyclist knows the feeling — crash hard, and the first thing you ask is, “Is my bike okay?” This hilarious design with blood splatter captures that perfectly. Great for mountain bikers, road cyclists, and anyone who’s taken a fall and still laughs about it. A perfect gift for bike lovers with a sense of humor.
Description: Show off your love for cycling with a touch of irony. This design captures that relatable moment every cyclist knows too well—taking a spill and pretending everything is perfectly okay. Perfect for mountain bikers, road cyclists, and anyone who doesn't take their falls too seriously.
Description: But Is My Bike OK -- The first thought after every bad crash! Featuring an upside-down bicycle graphic and the text "BUT IS MY BIKE OK?", this hilarious design is perfect for mountain bikers, BMX riders, and dedicated cyclists who care more about their gear than their bruises.
Description: Retro sunset graphic depicting a mountain biker wiping out with a funny gravity check quote[cite: 11]. Great gift idea for mountain bike riders and outdoor sports fans[cite: 11].
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Retro MTB Biking Shorts
by Savage Feather Co
$21 $27
Description: Dynamic mountain bike graphic with a funny quote about crashing and gravity checks[cite: 10]. Excellent gift idea for mountain bikers, cyclists, downhill riders, and outdoor enthusiasts
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Mountain Biking Shorts
by Savage Feather Co
$21 $27
Description: "FFS this is gonna hurt". This is perfect for all mountain bikers who understand that feeling when it all goes wrong and you know the painful impact that awaits! This humorous design is available on everything from t shirts and hoodies to stickers and iphone cases so there's something for all mountain biking and cycling enthusiasts.
Description: Nailed It captures a humorous moment of a BMX rider taking a tumble from their bike. This gritty, distressed graphic features high-contrast white and red tones against a solid background to emphasize the impact. Ideal for extreme sports enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh during a training session or casual weekend ride. Made for mountain bikers and cycling fans, this bold illustration brings a fun energy to any collection.
Description: A black silhouette depicts a bicyclist in mid-fall with a bicycle fragmenting above. The scene is set against a large orange circle resembling a sunset, with silhouetted grass at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is prominently displayed in orange below the circular element.
Description: Humorous cycling graphic showing a rider falling off a bicycle with a funny crash quote[cite: 11]. Perfect gift idea for mountain bikers, cyclists, and trail riding enthusiasts[cite: 11].
Is My Bike OK Funny Mountain Bike Crash Cyclist Quote Shorts
by Savage Feather Co
$21 $27
Description: A retro-style graphic features a mountain biker with a helmet and backpack riding a full-suspension bicycle against a sunset background. The scene includes pine trees and clouds. Text reads "I DON'T CRASH" at the top, "I DO RANDOM" in the middle with stars and lines, and "GRAVITY CHECKS" prominently at the bottom.
I DON'T CRASH I DO RANDOM GRAVITY CHECKS Mountain Biker Sunset Shorts
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$27
Description: Enjoy the thrill of adventure with the "I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks" t-shirt. This t-shirt features a silhouette of a cyclist jumping in the mountains, reflecting the free spirit and courage that you have. Suitable for those of you who like cycling, adventure, or just want to look cool with an inspirational message. Wear this t-shirt and show that you are someone who is not afraid to face challenges and is always ready for a random gravity check!
