Danny Boy Shorts
Description: Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home … Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand other ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile. Tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging from your first wank to your last breath. Human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose life.
Description: Introducing our hilarious and quirky "Funny Names" T-shirt collection, where creativity and humor blend seamlessly to bring you a truly unique fashion statement! These tees are designed to add a splash of joy and amusement to your wardrobe, making you the life of any party or gathering.
Description: Dan The Man - Fun with Fire Bubbles - Your name on your gear, never have a t-shirt stolen again. Simplify introductions at parties. You were named Daniel but you like Dan and possibly also Danny and of course everyone calls you Dan the Man or Desperate Dan or even Danny Boy. Perhaps they even call you Danno. Embrace your natural fame and get this Dan the Man design to assist you in networking and socialising. What else could you wear to a party?
