Danny Trejo Shorts
Description: "Tortuga" (literally "Tortoise" in English) was a Cartel drug runner who worked for Juan Bolsa. He was also secretly a criminal informant to the DEA in El Paso about the inner workings of the cartel. He would ultimately be murdered by The Cousins on the orders of Juan Bolsa for his betrayal of the cartel.
Description: Machete don't tweet, and Machete definitely doesn't wear hockey pads. Introducing Batchete, the ultimate mashup tribute to the legendary Danny Trejo and the world's most famous caped crusader. This gritty, grindhouse-style parody reimagines the Mexican vigilante as the hero Gotham didn't know it needed—and probably can't handle.
Description: Featuring the iconic scars, the classic mustache, and a lethal dose of Chicano attitude, this design is a must-have for fans of Danny Trejo in Robert Rodriguez films, exploitation cinema, and hilarious pop-culture parodies. Whether you're patrolling the streets or just looking for the coolest shirt at the next comic convention, this design slashes through the competition.
