Dare Shorts
Description: DARE Parody - D.A.V.E. Daves Not Here A minimalist parody with maximum nostalgia. This design riffs on one of the most iconic stoner comedy moments ever recorded, delivering a deadpan punchline that fans instantly recognize. Bold, retro PSA-style lettering meets classic counterculture humor—perfect for fans of vintage comedy records, late-night laughs, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly timed “Who?” A subtle nod to Cheech & Chong, made for those who know… and know better than to open the door.
Description: D.A.M.N. It feels good to be a gangsta A tongue-in-cheek parody that collides classic PSA-style design with a well-known pop culture reference. Bold red brush lettering and stark institutional text create an official-looking message that says exactly what it shouldn’t. Perfect for fans of ironic design, dark humor, pop culture jokes, and anti-authoritarian satire. This design is a parody and cultural reference—not official music merchandise.
Description: Facing a rising epidemic of drug abuse in the 1960s, the U.S. Navy responded by not only opening treatment and rehabilitation centers, the Bureau of Naval Personnel (NavPers) produced a variety of informational pamphlets to combat the terrible toll drug use and addiction were having on service members including the illustrated 1967 gem, Let’s Talk about Goofballs and Pep Pills (Including Tranquilizers and LSD).
Description: Celebrate your Scorpio spirit with this cute astrology-inspired design featuring an adorable cartoon scorpion in a fun retro style. Perfect for horoscope lovers, astrology fans, birthdays, and anyone who proudly embraces their bold and mysterious zodiac personality. A great gift for friends, family, or anyone born under the Scorpio sign.
Description: Last weekend, my partner and I spent several cozy hours together, organizing, tidying and decorating our home. I fashioned garlands out of faux leaves and stems we'd picked up at a craft store, and wrapped them with twinkling lights. Even as our home felt more lovely and warm by the passing moment, I felt ...anxious. Here I was, spending all this time on a project that had nothing to do with "work". I wasn't doing a single thing to generate income. I was just enjoying a seasonal craft, listening to music and chatting with my partner. All the while, waiting for *something* bad to happen, because clearly I was having just a little too much fun. . This is not what I want for myself, or for anyone else.
Description: Don't believe in climate change? HOW DARE YOU! Want to mock climate change activists? HOW DARE YOU! Have a cell phone that's made of precious metals? HOW DARE YOU! Shirt designed with satire in mind, to be honest. But I can see how both sides would love it. I think we can ALL agree, plastic straws are stupid. Let's go after plastic bottles instead. Am I right? Artist's rendition. Represent! Image INSPIRED by her and her movement. Greta sticker. Greta shirt. Canada.
