Dark Chocolate Shorts
Description: Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.
Well, Shit… Skeleton with Spilled Hot Chocolate – Christmas Humor Shorts
by wfreed
$21 $27
Description: Celebrate the rare beauty of the Chocolate Cosmos (Cosmos atrosanguineus), a unique flower native to Mexico known for its deep, dark petals and sweet chocolate-like scent. This vintage-inspired botanical design features bold retro typography, a detailed floral illustration, and warm earthy tones. Perfect for flower lovers, nature enthusiasts, gardeners, and fans of dark floral aesthetics. A stylish choice for anyone who appreciates rare botanical beauty and vintage nature-inspired artwork
Description: Hilarious dark comedy cartoon featuring a joyful, frosting-covered chipmunk sitting atop a weathered tombstone with a party hat, eating a massive slice of chocolate cake under the headline: "RIP Bozo." The ultimate petty, sarcastic meme gift for internet humor fans, dessert lovers, and dark comedy enthusiasts.
RIP Bozo - Funny Chipmunk Chocolate Cake Gravestone Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$21 $27
Description: Two chocolate bunnies are positioned facing each other. The left bunny has a sad expression, tears, and a blue collar with a bell, with a speech bubble saying "MY BUTT HURTS". The right bunny also has a collar with a bell and a broken section on its rear with emanating lines. Below it is a speech bubble saying "WHAT?". The background is black.
Sad Chocolate Bunny "MY BUTT HURTS" "WHAT?" Shorts
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$21 $27
Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Alternative Movie Poster Shorts
by MoviePosterBoy
$21 $27
Description: Celebrate your love for all things sweet with the "Just a Girl Who Loves Chocolate" design, perfect for National Dark Chocolate Day! This charming and playful design is made for chocolate enthusiasts who can’t resist the rich, indulgent taste of dark chocolate. Perfect for t-shirts, mugs, and more, it’s a delightful way to show off your sweet obsession while spreading joy. Wear it proudly and let everyone know chocolate is your ultimate love language!
Just a Girl Who Loves Chocolate National Dark Chocolate Day Shorts
by PinkPandaPress
$21 $27
Description: Golden cookie, magnifying glass and red-and-mint lettering glow against black or navy. For the household's self-appointed batch inspector who never misses a tray.
Head of Cookie Quality Control on Dark Christmas Shorts
by Trone86Collection
$21 $27