Dead As Can Be Shorts

Description: Ivan Pavlov quote: Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.

Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a side-by-side vehicle in the foreground with mountains and pine trees in the background. The text "I MAY BE AGING BUT AS LONGE I CAD I CAN RIDE A SIDE BY SIDE I'LL NEVER GROW OLD" is displayed prominently above and below the vehicle.

Description: Margaret Mead quote: It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly.

Description: I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As a Bad Example Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee, Self Deprecating Humor Shirt, Introvert Meme Gift

Description: I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example - Funny Sarcastic Saying

Description: Every team needs a shining star, and occasionally, they need a "bad example" to show everyone else how not to do it! Embrace the role with this hilariously honest design. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of dry, self-deprecating humor, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for those who know that even a cautionary tale has its own special kind of value. Wear it when you’re feeling cheeky and ready to laugh at yourself.

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: i'm not completely useless i can be used as a bad example design

Description: A Beautiful Mind - Alternative Movie Poster

Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a rugged ATV in the foreground with large, snow-capped mountains and pine trees in the background. The text reads "I MAY BE AGING BUT AS LONG I CAN RIAN RIDE A SIDE BY SIDE I'LL NEVER GROW OLD". The style is bold and impactful.

Description: I Wear Little Poppy As Red As Red Can Be To Show That I Remember Those Who Fought For Me. Perfect Memorial Day or Veterans Day gift for veteran dad, grandpa, or military family from kids or grandkids. Patriotic tribute with bald eagle and American flag.

Description: I'm Not Completely Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example. A perfect statement for sarcasm lovers and humor enthusiasts who appreciate funny quotes and ironic sayings.

Description: Learning to give yourself permission is an undervalued skill... especially if you've been conditioned to be a people-pleaser, a fawner, a giver... What if you try, just for today, to give yourself a lil permission to be a little more wackadoodle, a little more extra, a little more*yourself* ??? . me to me: you can be a little unhinged today. as a treat. #emotionalbirds

Description: Cover Album Soul Fake Can Be Just As Good Blonde Redhead

Description: as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster

Description: I'm Not Completely Useless, I Can Be Used As A Bad Example. Funny humor quote for sarcastic people and witty personality.

Description: I'm Not Completely Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example. This humorous saying is perfect for sarcastic humor lovers, witty joke enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates self deprecating irony.

Description: George Santayana quote: Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable: what it is or what it means can never be said.

Description: Man With No Name makes a point

Description: Express your humorous personality with the witty saying 'I'm Not Completely Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example'. Ideal for sarcasm enthusiasts and funny gift seekers.

Description: Goodfellas gangster shirt — "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster". cult-classic screen-print design for Goodfellas fans, gangster, mafia, martin scorsese, robert de niro, joe pesci, ray liotta buffs and collectors. The perfect Goodfellas gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1990.

Description: Goodfellas gangster shirt — "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster". cult-classic screen-print design for Goodfellas fans, gangster, mafia, martin scorsese, robert de niro, joe pesci, ray liotta buffs and collectors. The perfect Goodfellas gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1990.

Description: A playful faith-inspired design combining humor with personality. Perfect for Christians who enjoy lighthearted religious memes.

Description: Sigmund Freud portrait and quote: Just as no one can be forced into belief, so no one can be forced into unbelief.

Description: Sigmund Freud portrait and quote: Just as no one can be forced into belief, so no one can be forced into unbelief.

Description: Groucho Marx quote: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Description: Hunter S. Thompson quote: In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.

Description: I Am Not Puseless If I Can Still Be Used As A Bad Example I Am Not Puseless If I Can Still Be Used As A Bad Example I Am Not Puseless If I Can Still Be Used As A Bad Example is a fantastic choice that is appropriate for us with a humorous retro style. Show your personal style. There are many more colors available from us. A holiday or special occasion present for anniversaries, Christmas, Halloween, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and birthdays.

Description: An adorably sweet pony for the sweetheart in your life!

Description: Bell Hooks portrait and quote: “Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means of escape.”

Description: This design is the ultimate anthem for the gloriously imperfect! It’s a hilarious way to embrace your mistakes and let the world know that even if you don't have it all figured out, you're still providing a valuable service as a cautionary tale. Perfect for the accident-prone, the perpetual procrastinators, or anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor who is tired of trying to be a role model.

Description: This is the same watercolor illustration but without any lettering.