Deploy Shorts
Born Too Late To Deploy To The Middle East Shorts
by Obsidian Echoes
$21 $27
Born Too Late To Deploy To The Middle East Shorts
by Obsidian Echoes
$21 $27
Born Too Late To Deploy To The Middle East Shorts
by Obsidian Echoes
$21 $27
Description: A 16-bit pixel art orange cat looking sleepy while wrapped in a cozy autumn-themed blanket with leaves and acorns, typing at a computer keyboard. Featuring the text "PREPARING FOR HIBERNATION. DO NOT DEPLOY.", this snug and relatable design is perfect for software developers and IT workers who just want to freeze code and take a break during the fall and winter seasons.
Description: A minimalist compilation of icons and text against a black background. It features a fork and knife with a plate labeled "EAT", a stack of books labeled "SLEEP", a bed with a person under covers between angle brackets and coding symbols, labeled "CODE", and a rocket ship labeled "DEPLOY". The overall style is clean and iconic.
Description: This design features a humorous pseudocode snippet for a "deploy_to_production" function that skips testing and code review in favor of "cross_fingers" and printing "ship it". It is a highly relatable and witty parody of software development, DevOps culture, and the occasional chaos of pushing code to a live environment. Perfect for programmers, web developers, and IT professionals who appreciate a good coding joke.
Description: Embrace the calm and focused energy of the Zen Capybara Programmer. This unique design captures the essence of software development with a charming capybara, the ultimate chill animal, diligently carrying a box of code ready to "SHIP IT." The artwork features a distinctive vintage Japanese Ukiyo-e style, complete with a serene Mount Fuji landscape and a beautiful sunset, evoking a sense of peace and dedication. The text "DEPLOY WITH CONFIDENCE" and "PRAY. REPEAT." resonates with every developer, coder, and software engineer who understands the iterative process of programming and releasing software. It's a perfect representation of the agile mindset and the continuous integration and deployment (CI/CD) philosophy.
Description: A graphic featuring a fighter jet with exhaust flames flying over a silhouette of the USA map, including Alaska. The design contains bold text stating "BORN TOO LATE TO DEPLOY", "BORN TOO EARLY TO DEPLOY", "TO THE MIDDLE EAST", "BORN JUST IN TIME", "BIRN JUST IN TIME TO DEPLOY", and "TO THE MIDDLE EAST".
Description: A brass mechanical spider with a gear for a body weaves a ball of yarn in front of a starry circle with binary code and cogs. Purl before swine, knit before dawn. Deploy the stash, one stitch at a time. A steampunk, slightly spooky design for knitters who like a little robot in their yarn.
Description: A black background with white sans-serif text that reads 'will deploy hotfixes' on the top line and 'FOR FOOD AND SHELTER,' on the bottom line. A thick, yellow, brush-stroke line is positioned above and below the text, separated by a thin gap. The overall style is bold and direct.
Description: President Donald Trump needs to change the narrative, and pronto! He needs an emergency! What can he do? Something crime something something Washington DC homeless something or other!! Send in the National Guard and the FBI! Have them take over the streets! But most of all, MAKE EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!
