Designated Shorts

Description: Designated drinker

Description: DESIGNATED DRIVER THE DRINKER PICKER UPPER. Circular white logo has DESIGNATED DRIVER cut out to allow the background product color to show through. Inside the circle logo is the shaped wording, THE DRINKER PICKER UPPER.

Description: This funny cartoon by Nate Fakes is about a designed driver golf club.

Description: Designated Drinker

Description: Designated Responsible Adult pin

Description: I’m here so you can have fun

Description: Great for the DH on your baseball gift list. The Designated Hitter original perfect for the kid that HITS, and only hits. For the DH, there is only one position and that is in the batters box. Great DH gift for the Designated hitter on your baseball lover gift list. Another great baseball saying illustrated for the baseball or softball player

Description: A straightforward graphic features the words "DESIGNATED" stacked atop "DRINKER," separated by a horizontal line. The lettering is bold and in capital letters, set against a dark background. The font appears sans-serif, creating a clean and modern look. The color scheme is monochromatic, emphasizing simplicity.

Description: Someone has to do it.

Description: This t-shirt is ideal for designated drivers taking their friends out for a night on the town. It's perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, and any celebratory event where alcohol is involved. The shirt humorously acknowledges the driver's role.

Description: Designated Driver design

Description: Get this funny Tee for the Designated Driver in your party gang who is the Adult Babysitter. This is the perfect gift for your bridal party, bachelor party or birthday party.

Description: Designated Driver. Alcohol free driver quotes.

Description: So you're the designated scapegoat. This is you to a tee. Somewhat funny. Kinda clever. Reasonably inoffensive. Positively reaffirming but yet vaguely self-deprecating.

Description: A simple text-based with of the words "DESIGNATED DRIVER" in white, and underneath there is a four-leaf clover in green. The background is black. The text is stacked on top of each other.

Description: The graphic features the words "DESIGNATED DRUNK" stacked on top of each other, in a simple layout. The text is a pale beige color with distressed elements, resembling rust. Each letter is in uppercase with straight lines, set against a solid dark background.

Description: Funny “World’s Strongest Designated Driver” design for the responsible friend who always gets everyone home safely. Great for designated drivers, party friends, nightlife lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor about being the sober ride.

Description: Designated Driver Allegedly. Funny white lie design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves white lie humor.

Description: Designated Party Starter

Description: David Ortiz

Description: Hope you likepilot,formation, it!

Description: This design captures the spirit of adventure at Chimney Bank 1 In 3 Climb North York Moors Np Designated 1952. Ideal for motorcycle riders, off road enthusiasts, and UK national park explorers.

Description: Designated Gift Wrapper. Funny family christmas design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves family christmas humor.

Description: A sleek monorail and a playful declaration for theme park fans who know the ride is part of the fun. A lighthearted pick for anyone who loves cruising between the parks.

Description: The ultimate badge of honor for the responsible MVP of the night out. A humorous, lighthearted way to remind your friends that while you're keeping everyone safe, smooth rides and expert navigation certainly deserve a little premium appreciation.

Description: The ultimate badge of honor for the responsible MVP of the night out. A humorous, lighthearted way to remind your friends that while you're keeping everyone safe, smooth rides and expert navigation certainly deserve a little premium appreciation.

Description: Regarding most jobs, English teachers and English students completely share this behavior. Modern society grants us access to the entirety of human knowledge through tiny glass screens. Yet, people still prefer to interrupt your quiet focus to ask for incredibly basic information. A colleague interrupts your day to ask how to format a standard spreadsheet cell. A pupil raises their hand to ask a grammar rule printed directly on the current page. A supervisor emails an educator to ask for the exact holiday schedule posted everywhere. Before providing the exact answer, we release a very specific, deeply exhausted breath of air. This particularly hilarious quote appeals to anyone sick of acting as a daily search engine.

Description: A humorous typographic design featuring a witty quote about driving and taking care of friends during social outings.

Description: This design features the humorous phrase Designated Roll Burner for kitchen enthusiasts. Perfect for home cooks, bakers, and food lovers who appreciate funny cooking humor and kitchen fails. A great way to express your love for food and a good laugh.

Description: A bold funny design for the friend who always gets behind the wheel after the party. Perfect for designated drivers, sober drivers, party friends, drinking buddies, road trip groups, and anyone who enjoys funny drinking and responsible-driver humor.

Description: A cheerful designated driver wearing Bavarian clothing and holding a pretzel and car keys, surrounded by safe-driving Oktoberfest details.

Description: This design honors the World's Strongest Designated Driver. Perfect for the responsible friend or family member who ensures safe travels after a fun night out.

Description: Hal McRae jersey number 11 with facsimile autograph, based off the classic Kansas City Royals game-worn jersey. McRae was one of the most feared designated hitters of his era — a 1985 World Series champion who helped define the DH position through his aggressive baserunning, powerful bat, and fierce competitive drive during the Royals golden era.

Description: Women's Designated Driver Funny Halloween

Description: Wear your sober status like a badge of honor! Features car keys over a no-alcohol sign with vintage distressed typography reading 'WORLD'S STRONGEST DESIGNATED DRIVER.' The perfect shirt for designated drivers, sober squad members, bar crawl chauffeurs, and party chaperones!