Distancing Shorts

Description: Honesty is the best policy, right?

Description: for all the introverts out there lol (funny, antisocial, social distancing, personal bubble, personal space, healthy boundaries)

Description: Are you tired of people? Do they make your life a living hell? Then this is the perfect shirt for you! This shirt features a one-star rating of "People", along with the scathing review "F*cking nightmare, would not recommend." It's the perfect way to express your sarcasm and frustration with the human race. This shirt is sure to get a reaction from anyone who sees it. Available in a variety of sizes and colors. So you can find the perfect fit for you. Get yours today! And let the world know what you really think about people.

Description: A perfect tee for lounging at home and avoided anything and everything. Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Description: 2 Timothy 1:7 KJV For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

Description: keep your distance

Description: Do your part and make Roger happy. P-p-p-pleeeease Eddie!!!!

Description: Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champion

Description: A funny quarantine quotes design of two black and white penguins with a red heart between them, and the text 6ft Please, with arrows marking the recommended social distancing space between the two birds. Show your love for all by maintaining social distancing of 6 feet. Stay apart to stay safe. The introverts were right. Other advice includes wear a mask and wash your hands.

Description: Nessie knows the deal. How do you think she survived this long?

Description: Watch out! Keep your distance. If you get too close to a Brawlin' Betty, you'll be cruisin' for a bruisin'... Help us bridge the pack by keeping your distance during this pandemic.

Description: Be Kind to one another, thats it.

Description: You call it social distancing, I call it a normal day.

Description: We gotta keep us separated the offspring parody

Description: A cat wearing a Santa hat and red ribbon is standing 3 feet away from a Christmas Tree. A dog is wearing a Santa hat and is standing a further 3 feet away from the same Christmas tree. Follow the example of this smart and kind cat and dog, and enjoy your 2020 Christmas. Stay a safe distance away from each other and remember to wash your hands frequently. A funny quarantine quotes design for the time of the coronavirus pandemic.

Description: Anti social book club - for all introverts! You are awesome!

Description: Do you like sarcasm and dark humor? This funny dank memes design is for you. Liberal SJW still don't get dark humor and sarcastic jokes and don't realize the failure of socialism in the CCCP. Educate the liberal communists with this anti communism design!

Description: Introverted but willing to discuss Cryptids

Description: Be a leader not a follower

Description: Stranger Things To Come!

Description: Dawn of the dead tribute to the zombie-like dads out there! Happy Fathers Day!

Description: A comic on video call fatigue

Description: don't talk to anyone about introvert club

Description: The long awaited sequel to Dirty Dancing!

Description: Great blackwork traditional tattoo design on your clothes. Please stay six feet away. Keep social distancing, wash your hands and stay home. 6 feet away or 6 feet under.

Description: Social distancing, daria parody

Description: Pacman Social Distancing

Description: u jelly?

Description: SOCIAL DISTANCING (GRUNGE STYLE)

Description: Lurking in the shadows away from you peasants.

Description: The world champion of social distancing

Description: Joe pesci vintage movie art

Description: Avoiding small talk at all costs.

Description: Ray Liotta hilarious laugh in the critically acclaimed gangster mafia film Goodfellas by award winning director Martin Scorsese. Ray Liotta portrayed a sleek wiseguy gangster by the name of Henry Hill.

Description: I just feel better when they're not around. Bukowski: practicing social distancing when nobody knew it was a thing.

Description: 6ft BACK or 6ft Under T SHIRT