Distancing Shorts
Description: Are you tired of people? Do they make your life a living hell? Then this is the perfect shirt for you! This shirt features a one-star rating of "People", along with the scathing review "F*cking nightmare, would not recommend." It's the perfect way to express your sarcasm and frustration with the human race. This shirt is sure to get a reaction from anyone who sees it. Available in a variety of sizes and colors. So you can find the perfect fit for you. Get yours today! And let the world know what you really think about people.
Description: A funny quarantine quotes design of two black and white penguins with a red heart between them, and the text 6ft Please, with arrows marking the recommended social distancing space between the two birds. Show your love for all by maintaining social distancing of 6 feet. Stay apart to stay safe. The introverts were right. Other advice includes wear a mask and wash your hands.
Description: A cat wearing a Santa hat and red ribbon is standing 3 feet away from a Christmas Tree. A dog is wearing a Santa hat and is standing a further 3 feet away from the same Christmas tree. Follow the example of this smart and kind cat and dog, and enjoy your 2020 Christmas. Stay a safe distance away from each other and remember to wash your hands frequently. A funny quarantine quotes design for the time of the coronavirus pandemic.
