Doubloon Shorts

Description: Back the Pequod's relentless captain with an ornate engraved portrait proclaiming “In Ahab We Trust” and “One Doubloon.” A witty Moby Dick currency parody for readers fascinated by leadership, obsession, and the open sea.

Description: Ahab would approve of this sharply funny “Nailed It” design. A gleaming whale doubloon, wooden frame, and hammer-and-nail detail turn a famous literary obsession into a smart nautical pun for readers with a wicked sense of humor.

Description: Spark a literary conversation with “Ask Me About the Doubloon.” A gleaming gold coin bears a sun face, mountains, sea, and a dark spike driven through its rim—an irresistible detail for Ahab scholars and Moby Dick fans.

Description: The Goon Docks is a neighborhood of Astoria, Oregon, where the Goonies live. The Goon Docks is the poorer part of Astoria. Blue-collar workers such as plumbers and fishermen live here with their families. Those who live in the richer "Hillside" area of town look down on the citizens of the Docks, usually referring to them as "Goonies". Irving Walsh lives in a house in the Goon Docks and is arguably the most successful man in the neighborhood, having a white-collar job as the curator of the local museum.

Description: Goonies, One Eyed Willie, the Doubloon? What more could a Goonie ask for?

Description: This rat stole some cash! Now he's rich!